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slinger
Hall of Fame Golfer
Posts : 5692
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 54
Location : Wild Wild West
 |  Subject: GR Wanted List #1  Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:53 pm | |
| We like to seek the forum assistance to hunt for this wanted felon who managed to escape from his water-hole in the Buaya pententiary. Amid tight security, he alluded the watchful eyes of our fellow wardens and "seasoned" peers by disguising himself as a $1000 casino chip.
He is known for many aliases but the common ones are Ivan bin Saddam, or Ivan Las Vegas, or Ivan Bua-ya Ong.....
We would like to assure the public that GR will devote all her resources to capture this Ivan bin Saddam and re-educate him such that he will walk into our fold, then peace will rule in this forum again.
PS: This peson is highly dangerous, and the public is advised to notify the revelant buaya-catchers so that we can taser his sorry ass. This person is also heavily armed, rumors has it that he has acquired a new weapon of mass destruction, that will traumatize you from as far as 300meters. However, our record have shown that this individual to be allergic to COCONUTS. Thus the public is advised to spray or rub yourself with double-boiled coconut juice to repel his highly contagious buaya odour in order not to fall prey to his unscrupulous demands.
If you see this individual, just RUN and DONT TURN BACK
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blee67
Hall of Fame Golfer
Posts : 5417
Join date : 2009-12-05
Location : Singapore
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:59 pm | |
| Heard that he will surface in either Ang Mo Kio on Friday or Yishun on Sat too... | |
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eiji
Course Marshal
Posts : 6193
Join date : 2009-08-22
Age : 43
Location : Training
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:03 pm | |
| lol...where's the wanted photo? | |
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pushslice
Caddy
Posts : 5606
Join date : 2009-12-26
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:15 pm | |
| Ya lor now gr games threads are as if MBS has opened a virtual branch in GR. Thanks to this fella. LOL...
Requesting A.S.S Chief Justices to straighten this wanted felon on Feb 25th. Thank you. | |
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Duval_S
Hall of Fame Golfer
Posts : 8185
Join date : 2009-06-19
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:12 pm | |
| - Quote :
- If you see this individual, just RUN and DONT TURN BACK
hhahaha....this term is often used when one see a PONTIANAK !!! ( A term used by older Gen-X folks) | |
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zhenxua
Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 4640
Join date : 2010-02-11
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duffader
Hall of Fame Golfer
Posts : 5599
Join date : 2010-01-28
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:15 pm | |
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duffader
Hall of Fame Golfer
Posts : 5599
Join date : 2010-01-28
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:16 pm | |
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pushslice
Caddy
Posts : 5606
Join date : 2009-12-26
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:32 pm | |
| Duval, do you mean KUNTILANAK? | |
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asahi
Course Marshal
Posts : 10361
Join date : 2009-12-19
Age : 47
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:42 pm | |
| The A.S.S Team must step in to do justice for the golfing world in GR, else more will be harmed.
Heard rumours that 3rd IR is forming with new kind of bets e.g. vegas, cut-throat, deep-throat etc.......smtg to do with this vigilante? hm......... | |
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pushslice
Caddy
Posts : 5606
Join date : 2009-12-26
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:46 pm | |
| asahi, he's not vigilante, he's more like cheng kun  | |
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mowen
Super Active Golfer
Posts : 1471
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 47
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:04 pm | |
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asahi
Course Marshal
Posts : 10361
Join date : 2009-12-19
Age : 47
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:05 pm | |
| - pushslice wrote:
- asahi, he's not vigilante, he's more like cheng kun
Bloody hell! Then we need a Zhang Wuji to do the job! Calling slinger or mowen.  | |
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asahi
Course Marshal
Posts : 10361
Join date : 2009-12-19
Age : 47
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:05 pm | |
| - mowen wrote:
- I am a victim ...
Shit! Calling slinger. | |
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zhenxua
Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 4640
Join date : 2010-02-11
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zhenxua
Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 4640
Join date : 2010-02-11
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:34 pm | |
| - asahi wrote:
- mowen wrote:
- I am a victim ...
Shit!
Calling slinger. I am slinger's victim ... | |
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Technospaz
Advisor
Posts : 15669
Join date : 2009-06-18
Age : 49
Location : Typically OOB
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:00 am | |
| I suspect that one of the key attributes of being a buaya is to distract the public by focusing their attention on another person. | |
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asahi
Course Marshal
Posts : 10361
Join date : 2009-12-19
Age : 47
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:36 am | |
| I agree wholeheartedly. From documentary, Crocs usually act focused elsewhere, keep still to waif for unsuspecting prey to be near them. Once close enough, chomp!!! This ZX must be a 20 footer one.  | |
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zhenxua
Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 4640
Join date : 2010-02-11
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:12 pm | |
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pushslice
Caddy
Posts : 5606
Join date : 2009-12-26
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:15 pm | |
|  we gave him a good ribbin' today, what a TCSS lunch!. He chose a wrong day to score a personal best | |
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zhenxua
Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 4640
Join date : 2010-02-11
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:19 pm | |
| i just realised that i'm playing with the 2 biggest buayas today and tomorrow ... | |
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zhenxua
Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 4640
Join date : 2010-02-11
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:22 pm | |
| GR Buaya Wanted List
1. golfool2009
2. blee2007 | |
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blee67
Hall of Fame Golfer
Posts : 5417
Join date : 2009-12-05
Location : Singapore
| | Subject: Re: GR Wanted List #1 Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:47 pm | |
| GR Buaya Wanted List
1. golfool2009
2. blee2007
3, ZX | |
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