Posts : 3179 Join date : 2009-06-22 Age : 48 Location : Singapore
Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:09 am
pushslice wrote:
daveaha: 24
MLoy : 24
Like this, I can play even with Mloyy !
pushslice Caddy
Posts : 5606 Join date : 2009-12-26
Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:24 am
Actually I think you can..as long as she doesnt have your balls or f**k your mind... the key is not to ride on same buggy else you will end up like me
bomby Senior Golfer
Posts : 439 Join date : 2010-07-16
Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:44 am
pushslice wrote:
Actually I think you can..as long as she doesnt have your balls or f**k your mind... the key is not to ride on same buggy else you will end up like me
siao liao.. sunday got a game with her... must ensure not same buggy...
blee67 Hall of Fame Golfer
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Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:47 am
pushslice wrote:
Actually I think you can..as long as she doesnt have your balls or f**k your mind... the key is not to ride on same buggy else you will end up like me
Even sitting on the next buggy also kena ah...
Technospaz Advisor
Posts : 15669 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 49 Location : Typically OOB
Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:02 pm
Aiyoh.. mloy is so loud, being on the same course is bad enough
alvin7379 Incredibly Active Golfer
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Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:12 pm
There is no running... no hiding... and no turning back... we've received 'comments' as far as the clubhouse about the mind boggling squeals that was heard from afar (usually accompanied by blood chilling screams for help from her victims)... then there is this relentless sextisfaction outbursts of OMG OMG... WHAhahahahha.. OMG OMG.... Whahahah... oh you get the point..
I have done many rituals to help appease the countless brave souls who think they could defy this powerful buayee and yet many others heed no warning as they pile up one after another into, what I call, the road of no return.
I believe this Sunday is no different. I have already prepared the necessary joss sticks and hell notes to be burnt on the 18th hole (or earlier)
mloy Caddy
Posts : 4562 Join date : 2009-09-11 Age : 95 Location : East
Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:29 pm
You all bery bad. Anyhow still lup you all, my bludders.
As for the game, don't have to worry lah now that my golf game is like horse sh!#.
zhenxua Incredibly Active Golfer
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Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:33 pm
this is the gist of mloy's renowned "nine goat steam gold": she may not play better but she can make the opponent play worse
asahi Course Marshal
Posts : 10361 Join date : 2009-12-19 Age : 47
Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:40 pm
Or brain-f the opponents to give 5-5, with her now infamous five fingers Shen gong
Technospaz Advisor
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Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:41 pm
mloy wrote:
As for the game, don't have to worry lah now that my golf game is like horse sh!#.
RED ALERT. RED ALERT. RED ALERT. RED ALERT.
BUAYA - BUAYA - BUAYA - BUAYA - BUAYA - BUAYA
pushslice Caddy
Posts : 5606 Join date : 2009-12-26
Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:46 pm
zhenxua wrote:
this is the gist of mloy's renowned "nine goat steam gold": she may not play better but she can make the opponent play worse
absolutely, wholeheartedly agree. I cant concentrate when she always told me that I want her to raise her legs everytime I drove the buggy over any slight bump
Duval_S Hall of Fame Golfer
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Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:25 pm
hhmmmm my #5 and me only diff of 2 strokes.....
#5, when you free????
duffader Hall of Fame Golfer
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Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:31 pm
zhenxua wrote:
this is the gist of mloy's renowned "nine goat steam gold": she may not play better but she can make the opponent play worse
Mloy is a lady right? her's is not "nine goat steam gold" lah, her's is " nine eagle steam gold"
zhenxua Incredibly Active Golfer
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Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:45 pm
yah ... nine eagle steam gold ...
if shifu is the principal of the mind-f school, she will be the vice principal
duffader Hall of Fame Golfer
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Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:15 pm
zhenxua wrote:
yah ... nine eagle steam gold ...
if shifu is the principal of the mind-f school, she will be the vice principal
Lucky.. i thought she is a he.. then it will be "ghost flower full dot"
golfbeginner Very Active Golfer
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Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:20 pm
Subject: Re: GR Handipedia (edit your buaya handicap here) 
Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:02 pm
else you will end up like me
