King Arthur and the witch

King Arthur and the Witch:


Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below.








BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.




OKAY?


Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?






The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly !

hahaha.. nice story.. but truth is...



things get ugly faster when a woman has her way..

A woman who only wants things her own way.....


IS UGLY!!!!

hahaha... I was gonna pick her to be beautiful at night

Birdman wrote:

A woman who only wants things her own way.....


IS UGLY!!!!

Ain't that the truth !!!!!

hmmm....hope somebody is reading (wink wink)

so is this called the spoilt woman syndrome?

OT
anybody read that sumiko tan article about sleeping in separate rooms?
it was so long winded i just gave up after a few sentences.. as with all her articles..
not saying she is ugly or spoilt but i reserve my opinion.
What I want to say is that, does SPH thinks people love to read her articles?

Hmmm.. so either way things are bound to get ugly.. *sigh*

mizzy wrote:

so is this called the spoilt woman syndrome?

OT
anybody read that sumiko tan article about sleeping in separate rooms?
it was so long winded i just gave up after a few sentences.. as with all her articles..
not saying she is ugly or spoilt but i reserve my opinion.
What I want to say is that, does SPH thinks people love to read her articles?

You'd be surprised mizzy, she apparently gets marriage proposals from nuts who thinks she's the greatest thing since sliced bread. And she has her legion of fans.

Some are just suckers for pain.

simply confounding..

[Some are just suckers for pain -

Sorry Jo.

But no way, woman should always get her way.
The ugliness and possessiveness set in very quickly and things will be worse than ugly.

lol.. relax. i never said whether i agreed or disagreed with that statement. =p

joleelyn wrote:

lol.. relax. i never said whether i agreed or disagreed with that statement. =p

Hehe. So you agree with us?!

I say ... Just let the man have his way, and the woman, hers.

GOOD LUCK!!

asahi wrote:

joleelyn wrote:

lol.. relax. i never said whether i agreed or disagreed with that statement. =p

Hehe. So you agree with us?!

its means someday agree, someday dun agree..... scary or not

asahi wrote:

Sorry Jo.

But no way, woman should always get her way.
The ugliness and possessiveness set in very quickly and things will be worse than ugly.

she can hv her ways .. just dont get it my way.. or we go separate ways.. v. simple

Wah seh... go one big round and moral of story is for man to let women have their way...

good luck Tian....

humm... my next question is.... Joleelyn... right now are you pretty by day or night???

Wah...your longness, you are threading on dangerous ground.

alvin7379 wrote:

humm... my next question is.... Joleelyn... right now are you pretty by day or night???

somtimes day, sometimes night, u just have to guess it right....

Wah...your longness (Alvin) you are threading on dangerous ground.

hahahaa... i think i shall refrain from commenting further. =)

Let's just say that there has to be a compromise.

alvin7379 wrote:

Wah seh... go one big round and moral of story is for man to let women have their way...

good luck Tian....

humm... my next question is.... Joleelyn... right now are you pretty by day or night???

NO COMMENTS.

That's the wrong answer dude.

alvin7379 wrote:

humm... my next question is.... Joleelyn... right now are you pretty by day or night???

urm... can't dont be pretty 24/7 a not.. its alot of hard work lehz!!!

*let things take its natural course**hahaha.