Excuses for golf

Ever so often it happens to the best of us golfers.
What are your excuses??
Let's see if we can have GR's version of 101s or 301s.
Keep it flowing...

1) I was hitting well at the range and i wonder if it works as well on the course.
2) I shot par on the computer version and now i want to try the real thing.
3) I think it's cos i am not wearing my usual golf shoes. This is the spare pair. - Cornball
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I just gave a lame reason this morning on the course when i double parred the first two holes.

"I think it's cos i am not wearing my usual golf shoes. This is the spare pair".

Offhand. I can think of 3 excuses.

No XMM as caddy (Alvin)
Used up good shots at range (Duval)
No photo in my bag (WMF)
No talent for golf (GB)

'somebody played much better today'... like what happen to me today.. sigh...

hmmm........

XMM as caddie
Too much beer

"LOFT" problem. (Lack Of F#$%ing Talent)

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ChrisD wrote:

Offhand. I can think of 3 excuses.

No XMM as caddy (Alvin)
Used up good shots at range (Duval)
No photo in my bag (WMF)
No talent for golf (GB)

hahahaha..

well, a few more:

1. Misjudge the wind (if ball did power fade)
2. Aiyoh, forgotten that there was a bunker (if ball hit bunker)
3. Still trying to get use to clubs (if just suck )
4. Office work is hindering my pursuit for golf excellence

my personal one:

everything just doesn't feel right today.

yesterday practice/play too much

Only 2 excuses. Good day or bad day. Other excuses are excuses. This one fit all

"i havent played for 'x"-number of years!!"

I used up all my good shots at the range

weather too hot... wet weather... hand pain... leg pain... back pain... GGJ pain....


the list goes on......

Just change clubs. Not use to them.

bomby wrote:

Just change clubs. Not use to them.

got my club 4 years ago and still trying to get use to it..

Sorry, just being a bit cheeky today..

" Try my new swing on the course"
"Got a new SW and would like to try it on the course"

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