Can I still play golf?

EH.... what do we girls know about technical stuff?... i'll say loud and clear now. I DUNNO ANYTHING!!! hahahaaaa..

i only know i have a set of clubs. and a ball. go to the ball. hit and pray damn hard. .. dun think so much.

play golf no need technical stuff lah....

take club, swing it and hit the ball..nothing technical about it

just like what joleelyn say..dun think so much...keke

i think i think..... i think the more u think about it... the worse it becomes. hahhaa.

so............dun think. just play. aiya. most likely u'll play on a weekend right. save the brain cells la. =)

joleelyn wrote:

golf_snowman wrote:

the only lingo about golf i learn

"Aiya"
"Wa lau"
"shit"
"haiz"
"go go go"
"in in in"
"pai seh ar"
"alamak"
"sala lah"

beside these, i keep quiet most of the timen course....keke

you forgot one more... i would say its the most common (at least for me)..

"no no no no NooOOOOOOO.....STOPPPPP!!!!"

urm. most used when there is a water hazard nearby ...

i say " come on baby, swim back, swim back.....Oh NO..dun dive in, dun dive in !!"....keke

golf_snowman wrote:

i say " come on baby, swim back, swim back.....Oh NO..dun dive in, dun dive in !!"....keke

aiya. i have too much influence on my golf ball since i'm a water baby too.... must go brain wash the balls.

"you dun like water u dun like water!!!! you HATE the water!!"

joleelyn wrote:

golf_snowman wrote:

i say " come on baby, swim back, swim back.....Oh NO..dun dive in, dun dive in !!"....keke

aiya. i have too much influence on my golf ball since i'm a water baby too.... must go brain wash the balls.

"you dun like water u dun like water!!!! you HATE the water!!"

why not try another approach ?..bring ur golf ball for a swim..teach them to swim back whenever they hit water...

I decided to buy a fish tank, fill up with water and start train my golf balls to swim....haha !!

eh... prevention better than cure lehz.

swim back so must teach it how to roll nicely onto the fairway. if not have some idiotic lie. damn sian also.

haha....we really know how to vandalise people's thread....

from Golf lingo to golf ball swiming..haha !!!

OOOOPS!!. i'm so sorry

aiya. "i'm sooo sorry" is also one of the many phrases u'll def use. =)

golfjoy wrote:

blee2007 wrote:

Then you cannot go liao, the person will be there all the time..

Duh~? You know who the person is meh? Hmmm ....

Can make a guess la.. haha

Just say "Mulligan" for all the bad shots.

golfjoy wrote:

golf_snowman wrote:

play golf dun really require a lot of talking..so can forget about the lingo lah...

as long as u can hit the ball, it go straight and hopfully far far..then can liao..

any wed you can make it to SSN, just let me know, i make sure wilkang is not there..ok ?

keke......

Ah!? Why? why? what did Mr Kang do?

Ya..Ya..Snowman..what did i do???

golf_snowman wrote:

haha....we really know how to vandalise people's thread....

from Golf lingo to golf ball swiming..haha !!!

Snowman..you can use floating golf balls..

wilkang wrote:

golfjoy wrote:

golf_snowman wrote:

play golf dun really require a lot of talking..so can forget about the lingo lah...

as long as u can hit the ball, it go straight and hopfully far far..then can liao..

any wed you can make it to SSN, just let me know, i make sure wilkang is not there..ok ?

keke......

Ah!? Why? why? what did Mr Kang do?

Ya..Ya..Snowman..what did i do???

hmm....somehow, when i was replying her thread, somehow you come into the picture...dunno why ??...hmm...

but since you come into picture first, then i just put down you name lor...haha !!...

wilkang wrote:

golf_snowman wrote:

haha....we really know how to vandalise people's thread....

from Golf lingo to golf ball swiming..haha !!!

Snowman..you can use floating golf balls..

really ar...floating ball can fly far far anot ?..

u know lah, i cannot drive so far like you..if can fly far far..i buy....haha !!!

If you afraid, here is a link to some terms.

http://www.thegolfexpert.com/golf-lingo.php