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Khorkar
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PostSubject: JUST GOLF!   JUST GOLF! I_icon_minitimeSat Jul 11, 2009 3:50 pm
To celebrate 50 years of marriage, a couple booked a weekend at St. Andrews. On the third tee, the husband you, "Darling, I have to confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope that you can forgive me."

His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced and kissed.

On the seventeenth tee the wife said to her husband, "Darling, since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before we met."

The husband threw a fit! He cursed, threw his driver away, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, tore at his clothes, screamed and ranted,"You liar, you despicable cheat! How could you? I trusted you, and you have been playing off from the ladies' tee all these years!"

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PostSubject: Re: JUST GOLF!   JUST GOLF! I_icon_minitimeSat Jul 11, 2009 4:42 pm
LOL! Good one!! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: JUST GOLF!   JUST GOLF! I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 12, 2009 12:50 pm
Ha ha ha!!!

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