Top 10 why golf is better than making love

10. Choice of public or private courses

9. Lessons are available

8. If you're good you can turn pro and do it full time

7. Can clean balls at every hole

6. Choice of wood, aluminium or graphite

5. The less strokes the better

4. If you lose a ball, you still have two left

3. Threesomes and foursomes happen all the time

2. Can pick the size of your shaft

1. Every hole is well groomed and manicured