Just For Laughs - 27 Nov 2013

Subject: Just For Laughs - 27 Nov 2013 Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:16 am

From my friend on Facebook :

My conversation with my swimming instructor.

Me: "Look at all the water flies above the water. With the way I swim, I am eating them up with every breath."

Instructor: "Don't worry, they are just protein".

Me: "........"

Few minutes later,

me: "Look! That bat is flying down the pool for water every few seconds. With the way I swim, I am drinking bat's saliva."

Instructor: "Don't worry, it's only a sparrow."

Me thinking ....... Sparrow saliva = bird nest so I should be fine????

After staring harder, Me: "Look at the wings, no way it's a sparrow. It's a bat! "

Instructor: "Don't worry, it's only a bat. We get flamingo in the swimming pool in jurong."

Me: "Flamingo??!!!

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andrew-golf wrote:: From my friend on Facebook :

My conversation with my swimming instructor.

Me: "Look at all the water flies above the water. With the way I swim, I am eating them up with every breath."

Instructor: "Don't worry, they are just protein".

Me: "........"

Few minutes later,

me: "Look! That bat is flying down the pool for water every few seconds. With the way I swim, I am drinking bat's saliva."

Instructor: "Don't worry, it's only a sparrow."

Me thinking ....... Sparrow saliva = bird nest so I should be fine????

After staring harder, Me: "Look at the wings, no way it's a sparrow. It's a bat! "

Instructor: "Don't worry, it's only a bat. We get flamingo in the swimming pool in jurong."

Me: "Flamingo??!!!

Andrew. You better change swimming coach. Smile

call me. Haha

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