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andrew-golf Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 4972 Join date : 2009-10-20 Location : Always on the fairway
| Subject: Just For Laughs!!! Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:32 pm | |
| Smith got married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.
Smith: so what do i do first?
His father: take her clothes off and lay her on the bed.
5 minutes later, Smith on the phone again. "she is naked and in bed, what do i do now?" his father can't believe what he is hearing.
Father: take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her"
After another 5 minutes, poor Smith is on the phone again.
Smith: dad i'm naked and in bed with her, what do i do now?.
His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, "shit son, do i have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees Good night!!!
Just when the old man starts snoring, Smith is on the phone again.
Smith: ok dad, i have my head in the toilet bowl, what do i do next?
Father: DROWN YOURSELF, YOU BLOODY IDIOT | |
| | | Turbo Hall of Fame Golfer
Posts : 5876 Join date : 2009-09-30 Age : 98 Location : Pin Hole
| Subject: Re: Just For Laughs!!! Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:22 pm | |
| Bwahahaha ... If I were his dad, I would ask him to watch some porn tape and that's what he should do ... | |
| | | yandao26 Newbie Golfer
Posts : 10 Join date : 2013-10-25
| Subject: Re: Just For Laughs!!! Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:28 pm | |
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| | | hkhamateur Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 3068 Join date : 2009-09-29 Age : 51 Location : North-East
| | | | benedictteo83 Senior Golfer
Posts : 296 Join date : 2011-08-30 Age : 41 Location : Hougang
| Subject: Re: Just For Laughs!!! Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:59 pm | |
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| | | IceShelterX Junior Golfer
Posts : 239 Join date : 2013-07-16
| Subject: Re: Just For Laughs!!! Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:52 am | |
| thats why sex education is very important... see the way indian do... kamasutra... | |
| | | hkhamateur Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 3068 Join date : 2009-09-29 Age : 51 Location : North-East
| Subject: Re: Just For Laughs!!! Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:52 pm | |
| - IceShelterX wrote:
- thats why sex education is very important... see the way indian do... kamasutra...
Tats why each families has 12 childrens n their country has billions of pple.. | |
| | | jeffman88 Super Active Golfer
Posts : 1370 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Where the sun rises...
| Subject: Re: Just For Laughs!!! Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:48 pm | |
| Hmm got real ppl like this meh? | |
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