Couples and Married Life!

* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

LOL!!!

classic.....


* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

This is my fave:

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

* You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

* Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.

* My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with it.

* Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without. But whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

LOL... don't like that la. scaring ppl away from marriage...

ROFLOL!: * My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with it.

so much cynicism and jaded husbands...

This is my policy for those who are thinking of getting married (and it applies to both men and women).

Always love your other half more than he/she loves you. If both parties have that in mind, marriages will last longer.

joleelyn wrote:

LOL... don't like that la. scaring ppl away from marriage...

Anyone here getting married? Make sure she luv golf. If not you only can post here. Cannot play. Drool......

Luckily my wife luv golf.

mojojojo wrote:

Luckily my wife luv golf.

my hubby is lucky that I luv golf.

Technospaz wrote:

ROFLOL!: * My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with it.

I thought I'm the only one... lol...

Just thought i would share this. Quite funny. About couples and stuff. But there're profanities. So rated PG

get him/her interested lo... try to la at least.

My personal favourites;

#1

A couple were quarreling while driving along the highway on countryside. As they passed by some donkeys grazing in the field, the wife shouted at her husband: "Relatives of yours??"

The husband replied: "Yes! In-laws!!"

#2

One day the wife found her husband crouching in the corner of the barn, crying away. She approached him gently and asked him what's wrong.

"Remember the day when your dad caught us making out here?" sobbed the husband. "Yes dear; he said you will have to either marry me or go to jail for 10 years..." replied the wife.

"Yeah..." husband said, crying louder, "Today would have be the day of my release..."

haha tats funny !