4 married guys go golfing....

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:

First Guy:
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend.. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second Guy:
'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third Guy:
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has Not said a word.

So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy:
'I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on the ass and said: 'Golf course or intercourse?' She said: 'Wear sun-block."

From your title, I thought u are going to be toking about you guys going golfing tmr.

Whoa ! I try on my Mrs tomorrow morning at 5am.......lamst18 you better be right !

the more posts i read from you, the more i think you are damn funny

Can give jack neo etc a run for their money

No lah... ,Sir, life is short...just be happy.. dont taks it too seriously.... golf is serious... cheers.

ROFLOL!! Good joke!!

Good one.... Inter-course!!!

Lamts18: That's a good joke most married (aka "life sentenced without possibility of parole") can appreciate.



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