Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China

Good for a laugh ...

Especially those planning a trip to China ... should try staying at this hotel ... hahaha

A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English……….

Getting There:

Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel:

This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with themself.

The Restaurant:

Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:

Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! . You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed

Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above all:

When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it."

Newbie Golfer Posts : 69 Join date : 2013-07-19

LOL!! good lah...

Senior Golfer Posts : 351 Join date : 2012-03-25

nice:lol!: , what a great way to kick start the weekend. Thanks for sharing.

Newbie Golfer Posts : 65 Join date : 2012-06-05

what's the name and location of the hotel?

Junior Golfer Posts : 186 Join date : 2011-07-22

Oh my oh my.....good stuff to end the week

good one. you just made me smile at my laptop like an idiot.
LOL

Very Active Golfer Posts : 533 Join date : 2013-03-06

wow wild wild one la, great joke for e weekender too drunken

Caddy Posts : 2158 Join date : 2009-10-20

wahahahha .... going to share this in the office

Hilarious!

Would be good if we can have the mandarin version to compare.

Newbie Golfer Posts : 33 Join date : 2013-02-18

lol this damn funny

Newbie Golfer Posts : 69 Join date : 2013-07-19

i will print this out and bring it to china in jan next year, see what they would say...lol

Very Active Golfer Posts : 665 Join date : 2011-05-17

albus dumbledore wrote:: i will print this out and bring it to china in jan next year, see what they would say...lol

They'd probably show you the same brochure and ask if you have been there before. Razz

Newbie Golfer Posts : 69 Join date : 2013-07-19

entity wrote:

albus dumbledore wrote:: i will print this out and bring it to china in jan next year, see what they would say...lol

They'd probably show you the same brochure and ask if you have been there before. Razz

If they really pass me one I will definitely laugh my head off...haha..

Newbie Golfer Posts : 11 Join date : 2012-09-22

Beh tahan... Good start to the weekend! Thanks for sharing.

After a busy work week, reading this helps lighten the mood. Good one

Newbie Golfer Posts : 24 Join date : 2013-08-02

Damn furny..good one

Junior Golfer Posts : 124 Join date : 2013-04-05 Age : 45

Last edited by Jamessun on Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:15 am; edited 4 times in total

It does make me laugh but not extraordinarily compare to following Chinese-English translation in China, here we go:

In a local restaurant there, a menu listed:
    spring chicken 童子鸡=Chicken hasn't had sex!

In a supermarket there, a shelf sign says:
    dry foods 干货 = F**K Foods !

In a scenic attraction site, a direction sign displays:
    princess parvilion 公主亭 = Male Master Parvilion!

what the hell these 'radicurious' translations meant for visitors from the west!
Laughing

Newbie Golfer Posts : 39 Join date : 2012-12-17

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