Have a good laugh ..

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and
holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.

Next, the woman points up; the driver points down.
Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his
crotch.

Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.

A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd
motions were all about.

The driver explained, "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked
me if a bus
ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents.

Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her
it was
going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going pass
the
milk-farm,and I told her it was going pass the ball-park."

The passenger interjected, "Okay, but why did she grab her
butt as she
left the bus?"

The driver continued, she replied "Oh shit, I'm on the
wrong bus!"

Ha ha ha!

Bro ! You are too good !!!!! BRAVO ! ENCORE !

LOL! Good one!!