Golf Lesson

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, "you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast. "The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.

The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife."Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's p@nis." The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway . . . about 15 ft. "That was great," the pro says. "Now, take theclub out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.
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puteh83 wrote:

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, "you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast. "The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.

The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife."Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's p@nis." The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway . . . about 15 ft. "That was great," the pro says. "Now, take theclub out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.
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15 ft using her mouth is pretty incredible

Elbry wrote:

puteh83 wrote:

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, "you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast. "The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.

The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife."Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's p@nis." The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway . . . about 15 ft. "That was great," the pro says. "Now, take theclub out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.
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Life is like a piece of shito sandwiche. The more bread you have, the less shite you eat!

15 ft using her mouth is pretty incredible

Why whats your record???????

loll

I can't imagine myself biting on to a club and hitting a ball while keeping it steady.

Elbry wrote:

loll

I can't imagine myself biting on to a club and hitting a ball while keeping it steady.

Or just biting a club in general......

Is this forum Mature Rated?

Anyways, dat joke berri funni one!!!!



CK

shorthitter wrote:

Elbry wrote:

loll

I can't imagine myself biting on to a club and hitting a ball while keeping it steady.

Or just biting a club in general......

Aye so true.

Well, when our wives are in labour and in pain, we can pass one for them to bite on

*looks around, hope my wife doesn't see this*

but how can you bite the club, hit the ball while keeping your head down at the same time?

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

but how can you bite the club, hit the ball while keeping your head down at the same time?

Sounds like someone has tried this already.

Oh man !!!!! No offence to anyone ! I wonder how a GAY will take his 1st lesson after this advice on ' Golf Lesson " ????


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