Funny golf terms

Found this at compleatgolfer.co.za

Really clever. Although i don't get the one on Jamie oliver...

Willie Nelson – ‘On the road again’. When you hit a golf ball onto a road or path.
Adolf Hitler – Taking two shots in a bunker.
O.J. Simpson – When you shouldn’t have tried that shot, but got away with it.
Saddam Hussein – Going from one bunker straight into another.
John Kennedy, Jr. – When you don’t make it over the water.
George Bush – A ball hit with a steady fade.
Anna Kornikova – A shot that looks great but is unlikely to get you a result.
Princess Di – When you shouldn’t have used a driver
Jamie Oliver – When you really want to smack the ball as hard as you can but can’t.
Vinnie Jones – A nasty kick when you’re not expecting it.
Bill Clinton – A bad lie.
Jimi Hendrix – When the ball gets really high, but doesn’t go very long.
Tony Blair – Too much spin on the ball.
Nursing Home Bus Crash – A whole lot of nasty breaks.
Best mate’s wife – Out of bounds
Circus tent – when you hit a big top.
Book of Poetry – is an impossible read.
Arsene Wenger – When you play beautiful golf but never win anything.

but i dont get the jamie oliver one.

Quite a few folks find Jamie Oliver very iritating, wanna smack him silly

Thats how i read it.

The guy put loads of lemon on most of his dish

pushslice wrote:

Quite a few folks find Jamie Oliver very iritating, wanna smack him silly

Thats how i read it.

The guy put loads of lemon on most of his dish

Not to mention "a lil bit of pepper and a lil bit of pepper and a lil bit of pepper"

But all seem so nice.

Now that he's got a restaurant opened to his name in Perth, WA...will get a chance to try it next time I make a trip there

Isn't Jamie Oliver opening a restaurant here as well?

http://www.jamieoliver.com/italian/singapore/home

Cool....

Priceless!

Me personally am very prone to Saddam Hussein followed by multiple Adolf Hitlers

Let me add one
Condom Shot - it's safe, but doesn't feel very good