1 Ball Needed Today!! High noon standoff at MBGC

C, can u plz change the title of the thread to High noon standoff at MBGC!!!

Dear Chien, Tourswing,

Breaking news!!!

My partner has decided to feed me to the sharks as he has another game in the morning, so he is requesting we reschedule our fight (still pending his reply to whether 22 Aug Wed is possible).

However, if HK cannot make it and you are still really keen to slaughter a lousygolfer at your home ground (to get rid of the krytonite once and for all), I would be honoured to take on your tag team if you guys give me a stroke per hole for small bets of 10-10-10 each (20-20-20 for me).

Alternatively, if any bigger aircon bus wants to give me a ride (Paging Slinger, Coastguy, Chippy, TFP, GF, etc), I would be more than glad. Actually, anyone willing to partner me will be welcomed.

My apologies for causing such disappointment to this much anticipated game... just that I am too lousy and nobody want to carry such excessive baggage

Btw, next week would most prob be my last week of golfing before I go into hiding again to do secret training to get lousier... so let's hope we can catch a game before I lose all ability to make the ball fly and play in the 100s on a regular basis

Thu, Aug 23, MBGC 12:20pm shootout
1. Chien
2. LousyGolfer
3. TourSwing
4. Guy



HKH .. look fwd to playing with you soon ... its been a while!

TourSwing wrote:

Thu, Aug 23, MBGC 12:20pm shootout
1. Chien
2. LousyGolfer
3. TourSwing
4. Guy



HKH .. look fwd to playing with you soon ... its been a while!

My gd bros Tourswing, Chien & partner Steven (LG), my apology fr nt able to fullfill my misson to e moon!
I hve faith in bro guy tat he ll bring this match to e next higher level!
E stakes given by Suzuki san n Andrew-golf was veri high tat it has won me over!
I promise i ll b back fr u guys together w my partner Steven (LG).

Tourswing, yea...its been a while n we shld meet fr more games soon! Cheers guys!!

Y is steven ls and not lg ... U saying he has Lousy Swing!?

TourSwing wrote:

Y is steven ls and not lg ... U saying he has Lousy Swing!?

Whahaha...
Typo errors.....
Auto corrected!
Nothing breaks our partnership bonds!!

TourSwing wrote:

Y is steven ls and not lg ... U saying he has Lousy Swing!?

mmm... actually Bro HKH is partially correct...

I am/have:

LD: Lousy Driver (As Boss Eric said many moons ago... "When make contact, ball goes si bei far. When miss, si bei pai kua (very ugly))

LW: Lousy Woods (Based on the number of incident reports filed at MBGC and Kranji about my ball hitting someone using my 3 wood)

LI: Lousy Irons (As one old uncle told me before on a Par 3 ( ...complete stranger somemore)... "you use iron, I use driver... you get bogey, I get birdie... hit so far for fxxk!!!")

LA: Lousy Approach (30m from green and still can shank the ball)

LP: Lousy Putter (Quoting TourSwing "you are really the lousiest putter I ever seen"... and that was only the 2nd time we ever golfed together)(ChrisD also witness first hand how I mangaged to miss a 3-footer for $30, and then proceed to miss another 1-footer for $20 on the 18th hole)

LM: Lousy Mental game(As the coach of my team in the UK used to say, "Stop shoving your head up your Arse... you cannot see that way!!!")

LS: Lousy Swing (Quoting Slinger on multiple occassions "You baseball or hockey player har???")


So... being an academic... the equation is about right...

L (D+W+I+A+P+M+S) = LG = me

I am a lousy golfer and proud of it....So now... anyone wants to give me 1-2-3???

Steven, let the record show i never thought your game was lousy (infact far from it) , until i saw/ witnessed your putting!!!

Hahaha... appreciate your honesty, bro... and to add a topper to that, you are not the only one who had said that

No worries LG..

It's always a pleasure to play with such learned friend as you..

Come Wednesday, we will have a great game



Since you have been such a good bro to accept our invitation, I shall do the work in booking the flight..

LS: Lousy Swing (Quoting Slinger on multiple occassions "You baseball or hockey player har???")

Ha ha Steven, lousy swing not so bad... Better than scare til Lao Sai...

Hi bros..

MBGC

Wednesday 22 August

12.10pm

1st Tee..

See you all...

Beer after game...

thanks bros.... see u all there.

LousyGolfer wrote:

thanks bros.... see u all there.

Partner Steven (LG), win this game together w bro guy013!
May e force b w you!

Due to illness of bro..

One ball needed for today match up...

12.20pm MBGC

chien wrote:

Due to illness of bro..

One ball needed for today match up...

12.20pm MBGC

Keen but not sure can make it on time.
Still on my way home via MRT. And will still need to cab down after that.

You sold your car chrisD??

chien wrote:

Due to illness of bro..

One ball needed for today match up...

12.20pm MBGC

Oh...dear!
Wishg him a speedy recovery!
Bro ChristD, hope u can make it.

nientsu wrote:

You sold your car chrisD??

Yap. Also got tons of rx8 Spare parts to sell.

Sorry cant it make.

ChrisD wrote:

Sorry cant it make.

Thanks for trying sean. Sorry I'm already at tanjong katong else can pick u up from somewhere...

Another time !

chien wrote:

ChrisD wrote:

Sorry cant it make.

Thanks for trying sean. Sorry I'm already at tanjong katong else can pick u up from somewhere...

Another time !

Chien, thanks.
Haven been taking MRT didn't know it takes so long to reach my place.
Just got home 10mins ago.

Thanks guys for a lousy game ... The only thing lousier than a lousy game is lousy weather ... And worse than that , lousy company!!! Today was an allround lousy day ... Till our next lousy game