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+5UltraGolfNets onime danielleecm nrafee Kengnam 9 posters | Author | Message |
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Kengnam Very Active Golfer
Posts : 898 Join date : 2011-10-21 Age : 49 Location : Reading Green
| Subject: Golfer has a bad day Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:16 pm | |
| Hi golfer,
Happy Friday!
Here's a hilarious joke that many of us can appreciate as golfers and hackers alike:
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Joe had a particularly bad day on the golf course - nothing went right and he became more angry with each passing hole.
By the Par-3 17th, he missed a 2 foot putt (for a double bogey) and really exploded.
Letting loose a stream of curses never heard or seen before, Joe proceeded to toss his clubs into the lake and set his golf cart on fire. Declaring that he would "never play this game again!", Joe stomped off to the clubhouse, into the locker room and began to write a suicide note.
At that point one of the club members walked in and, not noticing Joe's desperate condition, off-handedly said, "Hey Joe, we need a fourth for tomorrow morning - how 'bout it?"
Joe looked up and said, "Sure, What time?" | |
| | | nrafee Caddy
Posts : 1830 Join date : 2009-12-23 Location : [strike]Tiong Bahru[/strike] Bedok
| Subject: Re: Golfer has a bad day Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:23 pm | |
| we hate ourselves and the game so much after a terrible session and yet we keep going back to it... | |
| | | Kengnam Very Active Golfer
Posts : 898 Join date : 2011-10-21 Age : 49 Location : Reading Green
| Subject: Re: Golfer has a bad day Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:33 pm | |
| I keep telling myself if today is my bad day:
Next game will be my good day... | |
| | | danielleecm Very Active Golfer
Posts : 570 Join date : 2011-02-08 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Re: Golfer has a bad day Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:51 pm | |
| Ya true. Played badly on one recent game and really want to hang up my golf shoes but when it's time for exercise. Range or green is where my legs want to go. Seems like golf is more addictive than any other things.... | |
| | | onime Very Active Golfer
Posts : 500 Join date : 2009-07-03 Age : 47 Location : North & East
| Subject: Re: Golfer has a bad day Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:57 pm | |
| This is life at golf. Most of the time played like crap BUT sometimes we did good yah! | |
| | | UltraGolfNets Newbie Golfer
Posts : 17 Join date : 2012-08-13 Age : 34 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Re: Golfer has a bad day Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:02 pm | |
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| | | simoner Super Active Golfer
Posts : 1111 Join date : 2010-09-20
| Subject: Re: Golfer has a bad day Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:13 pm | |
| As the saying goes: "A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day at work!" | |
| | | jeffman88 Super Active Golfer
Posts : 1370 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Where the sun rises...
| Subject: Re: Golfer has a bad day Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:29 pm | |
| - Kengnam wrote:
- I keep telling myself if today is my bad day:
Next game will be my good day... but murphy oredi said : No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse tomorrow.. LOL! | |
| | | Slicer51 Super Active Golfer
Posts : 2449 Join date : 2010-05-29 Age : 67 Location : Surabaya
| Subject: Re: Golfer has a bad day Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:57 am | |
| - Kengnam wrote:
- Hi golfer,
Happy Friday!
Here's a hilarious joke that many of us can appreciate as golfers and hackers alike:
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Joe had a particularly bad day on the golf course - nothing went right and he became more angry with each passing hole.
By the Par-3 17th, he missed a 2 foot putt (for a double bogey) and really exploded.
Letting loose a stream of curses never heard or seen before, Joe proceeded to toss his clubs into the lake and set his golf cart on fire. Declaring that he would "never play this game again!", Joe stomped off to the clubhouse, into the locker room and began to write a suicide note.
At that point one of the club members walked in and, not noticing Joe's desperate condition, off-handedly said, "Hey Joe, we need a fourth for tomorrow morning - how 'bout it?"
Joe looked up and said, "Sure, What time?" That sound like me | |
| | | hkhamateur Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 3068 Join date : 2009-09-29 Age : 51 Location : North-East
| Subject: Re: Golfer has a bad day Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:33 am | |
| - simoner wrote:
- As the saying goes:
"A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day at work!" This s a gd one! | |
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