10 Great Caddies Replies !!!

Thanks sista YHL (KL) for sharing, i want to a caddy now since i plated so badly !!!




*** Great Caddy Replies.. ****

# 10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

# 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.

# 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

# 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy : "Eventually."

# 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

# 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

# 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game ?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

# 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

# 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

And the # 1 Best Caddy Comment ...

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.*

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This is good! Keep it coming )

good one!

ROFL

hahaha

Heard from 22tang (hcp 20) who played in Taiwan....he said the Taiwanese caddy told him " You go back where you come from and train harder !!! "

Great posting here UL, keep in rollin!!

LOL!! Good ones!

Uncle Lau wrote:

Heard from 22tang (hcp 20) who played in Taiwan....he said the Taiwanese caddy told him " You go back where you come from and train harder !!! "

Must be the same caddie in Taiwan who told me off previously. Taiwanese caddies are the worst in the world. They are only interested in managing your clubs to make sure they don't get blames if they are lost or damaged.

There is a true one of an Aussie golfer having a bad round..... scolded his caddy for giving him wrong yardage twice, the caddy replies "they both went in the water pin high mate"..

shorthitter wrote:

There is a true one of an Aussie golfer having a bad round..... scolded his caddy for giving him wrong yardage twice, the caddy replies "they both went in the water pin high mate"..

That's a really good one!