TWO TOUGH QUESTION

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Two Tough Questions







Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?






Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?






Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with Astrologist.

He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in

college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an

occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.






Which of these candidates would be our choice?






Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.












































Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.






And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.






Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..






Never be afraid to try something new.










Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic










And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more

than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?






It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to

keep the rest of America in line.

i only want to know how many of them play golf...

That another tough question bro !

Good post.

mmm..very interesting. The moral of the story is never judge a book by its cover and make conclusion so early...

Back to golf, it also mean never gave up, you never know when you have your day and play fantastic golf and low scores...so ... UL stop asking ppl to gave you strokes...You can do it !

Personally, I dun trust ANY politicians (and TV evangelists).

Most are loud-mouthed greedy hypocrits who think the whole general population of a country are made up of morons and dupes.

They truly follow PT Barnum's quote: "There's a sucker born every minute!"

And even worse, they live off other peoples' hard-earned money via gummit taxes and fees.

Did U notice most are either ex-military leaders (wannabe dictators) or money-hungry lawyers ($$$$)?



CK

clarencekim wrote:

Personally, I dun trust ANY politicians (and TV evangelists).

Most are loud-mouthed greedy hypocrits who think the whole general population of a country are made up of morons and dupes.

They truly follow PT Barnum's quote: "There's a sucker born every minute!"

And even worse, they live off other peoples' hard-earned money via gummit taxes and fees.

Did U notice most are either ex-military leaders (dictators) or rich lawyers ($$$$)?



CK

Sheesshhhh... you're slammin' soldiers and lawyers too?

I am talking about corrupt politicians in general, especially in The USA.

A joke: Why is a physician worse than a lawyer?

Answer: Both will steal all your money, but the physician will kill you in the end.




CK

clarencekim wrote:

I am talking about corrupt politicians in general, especially in The USA.

A joke: Why is a physician worse than a lawyer?

Answer: Both will steal all your money, but the physician will kill you in the end.




CK

You better hope that no lawyers are reading this.

I never live in fear of anybody or anything.

Besides, I name no one in particular in my opinion of which I (and you) a have a right to express.

FYI, I was accepted into a fairly well-known US law school when I was younger but chose not to go.

Instead, I attended a doctoral programme at ASU which I did not finish--and ended up in SEA since 1995 hopelessly whacking at golf balls and hoping to earn a meagre living!



Also, one of my brothers-in-law IS a general physician, and I have friends who are lawyers and they find that joke hilarious.

CK

clarencekim wrote:

I never live in fear of anybody or anything.

Besides, I name no one in particular in my opinion of which I (and you) a have a right to express.

FYI, I was accepted into a fairly well-known US law school when I was younger but chose not to go.

Instead, I attended a doctoral programme at ASU which I did not finish--and ended up in SEA since 1995 hopelessly whacking at golf balls and hoping to earn a meagre living!



Also, one of my brothers-in-law IS a general physician, and I have friends who are lawyers and they find that joke hilarious.

CK

Woah!! Take it easy, CK. I was kidding. I'm a lawyer and I found the joke funny too. Geez.

WOW bro Techospaz you are a Lawyer ? Can i sue my golf kakis for writing down my score for a hole even before i tee off ?

Uncle Lau wrote:

WOW bro Techospaz you are a Lawyer ? Can i sue my golf kakis for writing down my score for a hole even before i tee off ?

no big deal for u meh, u always submit your scorecard before the game also, where got difference?

Well technospaz, I guess I reget not becoming a lawyer or a uni prof as I would have splenty of time for golf!

And the cash to play anywhere. Instead of slogging for peanuts 9-5 all week.

I look forward to playing with you and all the forum peeps as they (at least the one's I met and who know me) are sincere golf aficionados and fervent beginners.

CK

clarencekim wrote:

Well technospaz, I guess I reget not becoming a lawyer or a uni prof as I would have splenty of time for golf!

And the cash to play anywhere. Instead of slogging for peanuts 9-5 all week.

I look forward to playing with you and all the forum peeps as they (at least the one's I met and who know me) are sincere golf aficionados and fervent beginners.

CK

Dude... you should never have any regrets in life. Believe you me, being a lawyer is a pain.

Anyway, I'm counting on playing a round with you. In fact, I look forward to it

No hard feelings, yes?