Golf Joke - Miracle

Q: What do you call a shot that goes way left?
A: Hook

Q: What do you call a shot that goes a little left?
A: Draw

Q: What do you call a shot that goes way right?
A: Slice

Q: What do you call a shot that goes a little right?
A: Fade

Q: What do you call a shot that goes straight?
A: ....... A MIRACLE!

Haha! That's like what I encountered some time ago.

I was staring down the fairway when a good buddy golfer of mine suggested that I not think too much. He just said, "hit straight!"

My reply was simple, "I can do left, far left, right and far right... I can't do straight"

haha.....mine slightly different as below :

Q: What do you call a shot that goes way left?
A: Hook

Q: What do you call a shot that goes a little left?
A: Draw

Q: What do you call a shot that goes way right?
A: Slice

Q: What do you call a shot that goes a little right?
A: Fade

Q: What do you call a shot that goes straight?
A: Not my ball !!!