Epic Battle of 2 GR animals, 8th June - NSRCC Kranji PM Game

eiji wrote:

alvin hope you liked my surprise...

Backside almost tear... Luv u more than ever bro Eiji... Ever since that faithful 'day', you siam me until now... Finally we playing together again and you give me good suprise somemore... You good...

Aiyah, if eiji appear, would have died in ur hands, but very good fight back bro, string of 6 pars and a birdie is scary. Luckily I got first 9 to cover.

Some things I learnt from today's outing.

1. We finally discovered the race of the chipmunk
2. Chipmunk likes to drink beer; started performing after the asahi beer
3. Chipmunk has a lot of animal/insect friends on the golf course; sent a nasty red ant to bite the bird on the neck.
4. Last but not least, in the duel between the bird and the chipmunk, 1st thing I ever heard golfer so eager to be down.
Quote, "How many down ah?", "2 down after 1st nine.", "Wah, heng ah."

All in, the chipmunk went back a happy animal, with his cheeks stuffed full.

bo pian, i had a higher calling, had to stay home till 12+, but i join flight at changi

Mr. Duffy breathing hard down my neck throughout the entire 18 holes... Asahi keep rubbing my thigh and calling out 'Lucy'... Bird bird keep showing me his little finger...

Luckily lady luck smiling at me... Got lucky here and there and managed to scrap through...

But hor... Bird bird finger injured... So winning him got no honor... I suggest we forfeit this game and arrange for a rematch when he can get his finger straighten out...

alvin7379 wrote:

Mr. Duffy breathing hard down my neck throughout the entire 18 holes... Asahi keep rubbing my thigh and calling out 'Lucy'... Bird bird keep showing me his little finger...

Luckily lady luck smiling at me... Got lucky here and there and managed to scrap through...

But hor... Bird bird finger injured... So winning him got no honor... I suggest we forfeit this game and arrange for a rematch when he can get his finger straighten out...

Dun try such moves to get strokes on Tuesday! Welcome back to premier and we are playing level.

Notice how quiet the bird is? I think many here like to eat KFB hor......

Heroic effort from the chipmunk indeed.

At first thought he kelong until blind man also can notice since I was up him 3 by the 8th hole. A birdie on the 9th erased the lead to 2. Then once the 2nd nine commenced, it was downhill all the way.

He very clever, every hole on the back nine beat me by one stroke until the 18th when he came in with a birdie and game me a massive stroke. Then with a loud laugh declared how lucky he was today.

Quote "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... I'm so lucky!" Unqoute.

Peng san man.

On a separate note, it's good to be nesting back in Division 1 again.

Duffy, was good to finally meet you and have a game, thanks to you and Asahi for bearing with my Division 3 standard game. I apologise.

alvin7379 wrote:

Luckily lady luck smiling at me... Got lucky here and there and managed to scrap through...

But hor... Bird bird finger injured... So winning him got no honor... I suggest we forfeit this game and arrange for a rematch when he can get his finger straighten out...

Par from god knows which fairway is lucky meh? Then Seve, Phil, Tiger, all must be super super lucky lor...

Finger or no finger, The string of pars and a birdie for a back nine 38 would have obliterated anyone. Even Slinger admit loss when he compared his back nine score to yours just now.

Score stands. I hope you feel very at home in the premier division.

Next time we play, you must give me chocolate liao....

By the way, after your red army ant friend bite my neck under the chin, 'cheng' until I now look like a bullfrog bird.

Birdman wrote:

Notice how quiet the bird is? I think many here like to eat KFB hor......

Heroic effort from the chipmunk indeed.

At first thought he kelong until blind man also can notice since I was up him 3 by the 8th hole. A birdie on the 9th erased the lead to 2. Then once the 2nd nine commenced, it was downhill all the way.

He very clever, every hole on the back nine beat me by one stroke until the 18th when he came in with a birdie and game me a massive stroke. Then with a loud laugh declared how lucky he was today.

Quote "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... I'm so lucky!" Unqoute.

Peng san man.

On a separate note, it's good to be nesting back in Division 1 again.

Duffy, was good to finally meet you and have a game, thanks to you and Asahi for bearing with my Division 3 standard game. I apologise.

Nothing to apologize. There are always ups and down. Anyway, thks to u, I will play with the chipmunk level. Hehe

duffader wrote:

Nothing to apologize. There are always ups and down. Anyway, thks to u, I will play with the chipmunk level. Hehe

At least I was of some use.

Give him 2-2 is a joke also.

asahi wrote:

Some things I learnt from today's outing.

1. We finally discovered the race of the chipmunk
2. Chipmunk likes to drink beer; started performing after the asahi beer
3. Chipmunk has a lot of animal/insect friends on the golf course; sent a nasty red ant to bite the bird on the neck.
4. Last but not least, in the duel between the bird and the chipmunk, 1st thing I ever heard golfer so eager to be down.
Quote, "How many down ah?", "2 down after 1st nine.", "Wah, heng ah."

All in, the chipmunk went back a happy animal, with his cheeks stuffed full.

You forgot to mention I like to come from behind...

oh and btw.... aiya aiya... back abit aching... shoulders abit sore leh...

The number you just dialed is no longer in use........

congrats ....your horny longness !!!!

since the day we 'cross-sword' at Kranji, i immediately know that you are geared for bigger things within the golfing fraternity.......

BTW, I still remember this incident even after all this while:

Duval: Wah !!!!! use irons also outdrive my driver.......5 iron ah???

Chippy: <staring blankly at me>.....with a small grin.....Duval, its 6 iron.

Duval: < my adam apple...dropped to near my kidney >

Congrats again bro !!!!!

DuvalS! Welcome back my friend.

We all miss you and your postings.

Congrats Alvin, back to the Division that you should be.

Think we don't know that you lose the first time on purpose just to go down to Division 1 so that you can challenge whoever in Premier Div and so happened its birdman, and enjoy the feeling of getting 2-2. Shameless.

mloy wrote:

Shameless.

....

Challenge Birdman and gets 2 birdies too!

Long time no see bro Duval!! So when is our next game?

p.s. Ms Mloy.... speaking of stroke asking tactics... I would expect you to be the last person on earth to call me shameless leh....

alvin7379 wrote:

Long time no see bro Duval!! So when is our next game?

p.s. Ms Mloy.... speaking of stroke asking tactics... I would expect you to be the last person on earth to call me shameless leh....

does that mean u have mend your ways, no more asking strokes liao....

then hor, can i propose we do long term contract, play level for 5 years....


i have a few folks here that are keen too....

slinger wrote:

alvin7379 wrote:

Long time no see bro Duval!! So when is our next game?

p.s. Ms Mloy.... speaking of stroke asking tactics... I would expect you to be the last person on earth to call me shameless leh....

does that mean u have mend your ways, no more asking strokes liao....

then hor, can i propose we do long term contract, play level for 5 years....


i have a few folks here that are keen too....

THAT... is then call shameless....

anyway, after yesterday's showing.... i doubt you will get any strokes from anyone in future....

alvin7379 wrote:

slinger wrote:

alvin7379 wrote:

Long time no see bro Duval!! So when is our next game?

p.s. Ms Mloy.... speaking of stroke asking tactics... I would expect you to be the last person on earth to call me shameless leh....

does that mean u have mend your ways, no more asking strokes liao....

then hor, can i propose we do long term contract, play level for 5 years....


i have a few folks here that are keen too....

THAT... is then call shameless....

that means i want u to be what your potential beckons.....

cos i REALLY think u are a 70s player....

see lah, force me to say u have a special place in my heart...

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alvin7379 wrote:

Long time no see bro Duval!! So when is our next game?

I am currently on intense 'good shots' replenishment program ..... hopefully will be ready with some inventory of good shots in time for end June.....I will chio you....with my fellow BB....

just hope you don bo-chap me coz I am not even ranked in Div2..... i am more like ' Nationwide' tour

Alvin, you should be glad i wasn't there. if not i would had made another mark on your driver and you wouldn't have been able to CUM from behind

eiji wrote:

Alvin, you should be glad i wasn't there. if not i would had made another mark on your driver and you wouldn't have been able to CUM from behind

Time to change! Duffy outdriving me nowadays with his white snake....