Life getting tougher and tougher on the golf course !

Today I meet two golfers call themselves 4dtoto and miss lee, dont let the nick fool you, thinking you gonna strike 4 D or Toto ??? I have second thoughts now... he is like the real Sing Pools,,, that will suck your dollars quietly.... front line he let me win by one hole ! Then he suck me 6 holes back on the backline ! Hence forth I will nick him as the "SingPoo" (was chai sern Yea)

Others nick her as "miss lee", like I said "far nice, but far from nice" she will smile and flirt with you and even described herself as "conservative" .... Kns, she will come on to you by showing you all her "arsenal" and ask you "You want, I have ... you want to try ?" Worst was she asked the flight mates to press and poke her frontal body to confirm that she has baby fats and as usual Shamusan being macho and youngest, he fell for it ! Even with my maturity, it affected me just by watching.... lost both front and back to "HIM" !

A moment of weakness and it will punish you ! You both have combined the art of "deceive" and golf skill to perfection ! henceforth, I will not take you both lightly anymore and I am going to a shaolin temple next week to learn the art of "deflection" and cleanse my mind !

Till we meet again!

afternote: 4dtoto gross 82 and miss slut gross 79 (with a triple bogey) ! Congrats ! Very Happy

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Capet becoming like golfer critic liao... finish one game, must FR.... hahha

"Strokings" for 4dtoto & mslee hv to revise accordingly after this FR from capt..........

Actually hor, in the 1st place, these two golfers are among the top 10 in GR.
Not much strokes need to be given to them.
Now after this FR, need to ask for strokes from them!

Hahahaha

Last edited by and68low on Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:51 pm; edited 1 time in total

asahi wrote:: Actually hor, in the 1st place, these two golfers are among the top 10 in GR.
Not much strokes need to be given to them.
Now after this FR, need to ask for strokes from them!

Hahahaha

Miss lee played level with me ! affraid

P.s Duval S ... can you post and asked for uncle hood .... how many years = per one extra stroke to be given to "uncle hood" (i.e every 2 yrs = 1 extra stroke to be given to uncle hood) ? can you look after our future interest ? Remember we then drink condense milk as baby, now they drink energy fortified milk and eat mac nok nok !

Wow! That means ask for more strokes from Ms Lee for us mere mortals.
What a Face

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Quote :

and68low wrote:

asahi wrote:: Actually hor, in the 1st place, these two golfers are among the top 10 in GR.
Not much strokes need to be given to them.
Now after this FR, need to ask for strokes from them!

Hahahaha

Miss lee played level with me ! affraid

P.s Duval S ... can you post and asked for uncle hood .... how many years = per one extra stroke to be given to "uncle hood" (i.e every 2 yrs = 1 extra stroke to be given to uncle hood) ? can you look after our future interest ? Remember we then drink condense milk as baby, now they drink energy fortified milk and eat mac nok nok !

Consider it done.....Capt !!

I will aspire and perspire till expire to come out with a cork-o-logy story to justify the allocation of stroke to protect the interest of the uncle-hood community (better known as SNAU)

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Yeah, ms lee and the Singapore pools's FR longer than mine, means Ivan take strokes Liao. Smile

capt, i can sense that sunday is getting tougher n tougher to wake up to....

Duval_S wrote:

Quote :

and68low wrote:

asahi wrote:: Actually hor, in the 1st place, these two golfers are among the top 10 in GR.
Not much strokes need to be given to them.
Now after this FR, need to ask for strokes from them!

Hahahaha

Miss lee played level with me ! affraid

P.s Duval S ... can you post and asked for uncle hood .... how many years = per one extra stroke to be given to "uncle hood" (i.e every 2 yrs = 1 extra stroke to be given to uncle hood) ? can you look after our future interest ? Remember we then drink condense milk as baby, now they drink energy fortified milk and eat mac nok nok !

Consider it done.....Capt !!

I will aspire and perspire till expire to come out with a cork-o-logy story to justify the allocation of stroke to protect the interest of the uncle-hood community (better known as SNAU)

i will be entering uncle-hood soon..... dun forget me

Who are you guys kidding?

MC's mum your ages and she is a grandma.

slinger wrote:: capt, i can sense that sunday is getting tougher n tougher to wake up to....

You are so correct, coming week sunday I am going away to recuperate ... cheers

But on a positive note, they will be back to ass the ASS team affraid

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slinger wrote:: i will be entering uncle-hood soon..... dun forget me

Uncle... you still in denial ah? what soon??

Welcome to the club liao... albino

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Ssquirrel wrote:

slinger wrote:: i will be entering uncle-hood soon..... dun forget me

Uncle... you still in denial ah? what soon??

Welcome to the club liao... albino

WAT !!!!,.....so many of whos who are in the uncle-hood !!!!

wah....appearance is definitely misleading....tot my idol #1 with the blondie look macam just ROD not long only...

Ssquirrel wrote:

slinger wrote:: i will be entering uncle-hood soon..... dun forget me

Uncle... you still in denial ah? what soon??

Welcome to the club liao... albino

beer on me.... thks for cfming my uncle status

Duval_S wrote:

Quote :

Ssquirrel wrote:

slinger wrote:: i will be entering uncle-hood soon..... dun forget me

Uncle... you still in denial ah? what soon??

Welcome to the club liao... albino

WAT !!!!,.....so many of whos who are in the uncle-hood !!!!

wah....appearance is definitely misleading....tot my idol #1 with the blondie look macam just ROD not long only...

pls ask my wife aka hair stylist..... there are certain things i dun want to argue

Duval_S wrote:

Quote :

Ssquirrel wrote:

slinger wrote:: i will be entering uncle-hood soon..... dun forget me

Uncle... you still in denial ah? what soon??

Welcome to the club liao... albino

WAT !!!!,.....so many of whos who are in the uncle-hood !!!!

wah....appearance is definitely misleading....tot my idol #1 with the blondie look macam just ROD not long only...

eh... uncle duval... ROD is the old term lah... now a days ah, the right term is ORD!!!

sorry hor, i didn't mean to reinforce you uncle status but i felt that you shld be informed of latest changes to army terms lah...

Razz

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haha...

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