Dogs vs Wives ...

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:




1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.



2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.



3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.




4. A dog's parents never visit.




5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.





6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.





7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.





8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.





9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??





10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.





11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.





12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.





13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.




And last, but not least:






14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Woof Woof, I am excited to see Lamts

Bro Lam you could ad. for SPCA already lah......Good Job

haha number 10 is great!

The right Wives vs dogs....

1 Wife --- someone to talk to

2 Wife --- someone to return home to

3 Wife --- someone who loves you despite all the %#@*

4 Wife --- someone to hold, to love, to cherish you through thick and thin

5 Wife --- someone you misses if she suddenly be silent forever

PS: It takes two hands to clap...
Any time I prefer a spouse.... no dogshit