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JL wrote:

Hi A.S.S team.. I need to say that after about 1 month break from golf..
I had my first round today.. N it was EMBARASSING.. in 2 days time (or less)
will be our game liao.. I nearly shoot 90 today.. so can give chance n more strokes?
pretty please? =)

The A.S.S team are too season for these pre game Trash Talking liao... unlike MOWEN came up with his $3 thingy.... thats the first after 30 more yrs of golfing!!! Try something new leh ... it might work and rattle us!

really mah *sobs* JL only tells the truth!
I shall bring on my pong pong girls

Your pong pong Will be sleeping like a baby! He he..... Try harder ....

Ya man! My Ping n Ling is gonna sleep and say good luck @_@

NooOoOooo....

@ Pushslice: If people are feeling embarass becos NEARLY shot 90, WTF are we doing in this ASS- tour???? I am getting nausea......


ok ok, I know, just like wat I told you...when the going get tough, the tough get going....(ok , it looks nice to dish out...but hearing it ....is another thing)

Today's range session no good.

Top, shank, duff, pull, hook, slice all there.

I think we stick to 2-2 for JL Capt.




















How????? Did I do good returning the favor?

meanies~

No mdm

I'm more like a 'mickey'.

hmm last friday JL practising at MBGC, stripping the balls very pure leh

Like Capt said

I think the A.S.S. Team has a combined 60 years of hustlin....I mean golfing experience.

This kind of talk falls into level 1 category.

Some more Pro leh! Us 3 amateurs dun stand a chance.

what are wed and thu tee off times?

Wed u playing with us meh?

Thurs just walk in. Capt says so.

We r meeting at the clubhouse ~8am. Dun go to the wrong clubhouse hor.

roger!

and68low wrote:

Actually Mowen B F us on the first tee to the 18th with the $3 ... I was looking for my $1 coin whole day if I win 3 holes..... and wondering if i lose 3 holes will he give me back $1 dollar or shall i say keep the change..... haizzzz

All Slinger fault .. came in one day before the match up and tell me his victims wounds ... somemore go buy cross stuff and ask me to cover the cost the next day ...

If he never come i would have straight away gone to my MAXI cut throat wager which is $5 ... just like SICC Bukit leg ..

mowen wrote:

and68low wrote:

Actually Mowen B F us on the first tee to the 18th with the $3 ... I was looking for my $1 coin whole day if I win 3 holes..... and wondering if i lose 3 holes will he give me back $1 dollar or shall i say keep the change..... haizzzz

All Slinger fault .. came in one day before the match up and tell me his victims wounds ... somemore go buy cross stuff and ask me to cover the cost the next day ...

If he never come i would have straight away gone to my MAXI cut throat wager which is $5 ... just like SICC Bukit leg ..

Eh, when you jio me $5 this thurs, you sound very confident leh... wah lau bro.. you make me feel like a "bao jia"..... some more you want me to play level with you leh... how can???

Duffy, rem the moral of the story then: dun feel pai seh, ask for 4-4

but then I think you can play level with er shifu, be the durian, poke him when he thinks bao chiak

Latest :

Match 1) Slinger, S70B, and68low and Mowen (Done)

Match 2) Slinger, S70B, and68low and Birdman (Void)

Match 3) Slinger, S70B, and68low and JL (MBGC 8th Dec)

Match 4) Slinger, S70B, and68low and ZX (SICC Bukit, 9th Dec)

Match 5) Slinger, S70B, and68low and Asahi (Kranji 15th Dec)

match 6) Slinger, S70B, and68low and Mloy (Kranji 17th Dec)

match 7) Slinger, S70B, and68low and MC (TBC)

match 8) Slinger, and68low, PS and Duval (MBGC 3th Jan)

match 9) Slinger, S70B, and68low and Agumon (TBC)

match 10) Slinger, S70B, and68low and Duffader (TBC)



Match 5) Slinger, and68low, Alvin and Asahi (Kranji 15th Dec)

Kranji 15th Dec 804am tee time, 10th tee, booking is confirmed


match 6) Slinger, S70B, and68low and Mloy (Kranji 17th Dec)

I will be going down to SSN to pay for the ASS team this wed...


As for Match 8, can the 2 bad boys do the booking since u guys are members...

zhenxua wrote:

Duffy, rem the moral of the story then: dun feel pai seh, ask for 4-4

but then I think you can play level with er shifu, be the durian, poke him when he thinks bao chiak

Must learn not to ask for too many strokes lah... cos you will start losing alot of kakis......

duffader wrote:

mowen wrote:

and68low wrote:

Actually Mowen B F us on the first tee to the 18th with the $3 ... I was looking for my $1 coin whole day if I win 3 holes..... and wondering if i lose 3 holes will he give me back $1 dollar or shall i say keep the change..... haizzzz

All Slinger fault .. came in one day before the match up and tell me his victims wounds ... somemore go buy cross stuff and ask me to cover the cost the next day ...

If he never come i would have straight away gone to my MAXI cut throat wager which is $5 ... just like SICC Bukit leg ..

Eh, when you jio me $5 this thurs, you sound very confident leh... wah lau bro.. you make me feel like a "bao jia"..... some more you want me to play level with you leh... how can???

NBzz

I tell u $2 ... u

hiaz ....

mowen wrote:

duffader wrote:

mowen wrote:

and68low wrote:

Actually Mowen B F us on the first tee to the 18th with the $3 ... I was looking for my $1 coin whole day if I win 3 holes..... and wondering if i lose 3 holes will he give me back $1 dollar or shall i say keep the change..... haizzzz

All Slinger fault .. came in one day before the match up and tell me his victims wounds ... somemore go buy cross stuff and ask me to cover the cost the next day ...

If he never come i would have straight away gone to my MAXI cut throat wager which is $5 ... just like SICC Bukit leg ..

Eh, when you jio me $5 this thurs, you sound very confident leh... wah lau bro.. you make me feel like a "bao jia"..... some more you want me to play level with you leh... how can???

NBzz

I tell u $2 ... u

hiaz ....

At least i counter offer $3 mah.... you got to understand, my standard is far off from you cos i take you as a pre-requisite to play level with the ASS team. If i can constantly lose you not more than 3-4 holes per game, then maybe when my ASS team game come, i will play them level also... yesterday they already grumbling, hate it when people ask for strokes... so its pretty obvious, they are hinting to me..

duffader wrote:

mowen wrote:

duffader wrote:

mowen wrote:

and68low wrote:

Actually Mowen B F us on the first tee to the 18th with the $3 ... I was looking for my $1 coin whole day if I win 3 holes..... and wondering if i lose 3 holes will he give me back $1 dollar or shall i say keep the change..... haizzzz

All Slinger fault .. came in one day before the match up and tell me his victims wounds ... somemore go buy cross stuff and ask me to cover the cost the next day ...

If he never come i would have straight away gone to my MAXI cut throat wager which is $5 ... just like SICC Bukit leg ..

Eh, when you jio me $5 this thurs, you sound very confident leh... wah lau bro.. you make me feel like a "bao jia"..... some more you want me to play level with you leh... how can???

NBzz

I tell u $2 ... u

hiaz ....

At least i counter offer $3 mah.... you got to understand, my standard is far off from you cos i take you as a pre-requisite to play level with the ASS team. If i can constantly lose you not more than 3-4 holes per game, then maybe when my ASS team game come, i will play them level also... yesterday they already grumbling, hate it when people ask for strokes... so its pretty obvious, they are hinting to me..

Hahaha ... did they grumble about my $3 tactic ??? hahahhaha

mowen wrote:

duffader wrote:

mowen wrote:

duffader wrote:

mowen wrote:

and68low wrote:

Actually Mowen B F us on the first tee to the 18th with the $3 ... I was looking for my $1 coin whole day if I win 3 holes..... and wondering if i lose 3 holes will he give me back $1 dollar or shall i say keep the change..... haizzzz

All Slinger fault .. came in one day before the match up and tell me his victims wounds ... somemore go buy cross stuff and ask me to cover the cost the next day ...

If he never come i would have straight away gone to my MAXI cut throat wager which is $5 ... just like SICC Bukit leg ..

Eh, when you jio me $5 this thurs, you sound very confident leh... wah lau bro.. you make me feel like a "bao jia"..... some more you want me to play level with you leh... how can???

NBzz

I tell u $2 ... u

hiaz ....

At least i counter offer $3 mah.... you got to understand, my standard is far off from you cos i take you as a pre-requisite to play level with the ASS team. If i can constantly lose you not more than 3-4 holes per game, then maybe when my ASS team game come, i will play them level also... yesterday they already grumbling, hate it when people ask for strokes... so its pretty obvious, they are hinting to me..

Hahaha ... did they grumble about my $3 tactic ??? hahahhaha

I didnt even dare to mention.... so no chance to hear them grumble...

We not grumbling la... we said if no stroke.. easy to start the game without BF mah... he he

But for you "duffader" we will give u strokes regardless, like 2-2 ... see ! we generous to u but knowing your high integrity and morals you will decline the strokes.

and68low wrote:

We not grumbling la... we said if no stroke.. easy to start the game without BF mah... he he

But for you "duffader" we will give u strokes regardless, like 2-2 ... see ! we generous to u but knowing your high integrity and morals you will decline the strokes.

Cap, thats why i dun want to set the date yet.. once i feel i can control my losses to a limit that i set upon myself, then i will take you guys on, level..... but of course the mx bet will be like the Keppel Div "A" champion hor, cutthroat, $5.

Wah, we just had an inspiration:

Baccarat Koh just offered $20 cut throat + $7 / pt for Vegas.

Looks like the game in Jan will be very interesting.