Why men think with their head and women with their heart

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…

“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.”

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?”

I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.

read this joke before but never fails to crack me up inside.. thanks!

HAHAHHAA~! lucky my dear is not doing this to me... =x

cristel wrote:

HAHAHHAA~! lucky my dear is not doing this to me... =x

Part 1 or part 2???????

LOL!!! this is a good one...!

just make sure she is not holding ur supplementary CC and 'satisfy' herself...and ask you to do the same....

ROFLOL!!

I should use this the next time I go shopping with my wife.... heh j/k.... She'd kill me....

Men ...... who are we to do without them?

wahaha..

Please do not let my future partner to be this smart..

Tammie wrote:

wahaha..

Please do not let my future partner to be this smart..

Since you say it's future ... then find a dumb one lorr....

Tammie wrote:

wahaha..

Please do not let my future partner to be this smart..

this is a default built in configuration of a man...u have to out smart the man...haha !!

Nono.. Dumb husband no good.. wait everything also dunno how to do.. =X

Charlie is right!! Always out smart my man.. But never Charlie, Charlie's my idol..

My mom always say.... A smart wife is someone who has the ability to make her husband thinks that her decision is actually his decision

Nientsu, that sounds like inception!

this is funny hahha. lucky my wife is not doing it to me

asahi wrote:

Nientsu, that sounds like inception!

LOL, a decision within a decision.
...only the wife dont know its actually a decision within a decision within a decision.

man.. this is funy.

man got 2 heads, woman only has one, that's why by design man should be smarter.
Of course if the two heads when opposite ways it's a different story