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chillipadi Newbie Golfer
Posts : 67 Join date : 2009-06-24
| Subject: Typical Bush Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm | |
| Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire.
The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush saying, 'Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control.'
Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, 'Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.' | |
| | | Uncle Lau Super Active Golfer
Posts : 1505 Join date : 2009-06-19 Age : 59 Location : AMK Detention Barrack
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| | | supra Newbie Golfer
Posts : 54 Join date : 2009-07-05
| Subject: Re: Typical Bush Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:33 pm | |
| - chillipadi wrote:
- Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, 'Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.'
Never underestimate a Yalie, last word having the last laugh with a winsome grin. He is 'better' than the Teflon president. | |
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