Compliments to flight mates

While undergoing golf training which by the way is by watching golf channel, noticed that one mental guru claim that to play, one need to compliment your flight mates

Well, some of my pet phrases are:

1. Nice Power Draw or Fade
2. Wah....like that also can
3. Just pure talent
4. Macam Pro

my pet phrases are:

1. swee ah... (add si beh in front depend on mood)
2. an nei pun aye sai???
3. tai ko...

!. Nice shot (driver)
2. Nice out (from bunker)
3. Nice putt

1) sebei sian, dun play with u anymore
2) if go in, i dun fren u
3) drive so far for f#$@
4) can u OB 1 hole or not



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In honour of our local BVA......

9-9?

To ppl who play to their hcp:

- Wah. Reach the green Liao. (driver)
- nice shot la. Just like phil mickleson!
- eh teach me leh!

To ppl who don't play to their hcp ( buayas )

- Wah Lao ure the biggest buaya I've ever met
- play like that still ask for stroke? Bueh paiseh ah?
- u sure u 24 hcp or not.

to the buaya/buayees flight mate: 杀人就好, 不要放火 hor (in hokkien)

My others which at times might be pricky coz its compliment with heavy camourflage:

#1 Wah !!! you steady lah..go for tiger line....though the ball enter water

#2 Brilliant!!!!! Its a good idea to maximise your money as to practise your bunker shots during the game

#3 you the BEST!!!! you just won the highest ROI....(calculated lowest $ per shot)

#4 Don worry, your clubs still have some bad shots in them...once you finish using them today, your next game will be good again

#5 your swing looks good......only thing left is to focus on hitting the ball

Great lag putt! (Disclaimer, do not use when initial putt less than 5 feet)

One hilarious one which can hv wrong result if used at wrong timing.

-wah.....cross red tee ah!

Derek wrote:

Great lag putt! (Disclaimer, do not use when initial putt less than 5 feet)

actually it shd be "din know u like to lay-up on your putt"

asahi wrote:

One hilarious one which can hv wrong result if used at wrong timing.

-wah.....cross red tee ah!

YA. esp if u say it to a lady...

Ryan Lee wrote:

to the buaya/buayees flight mate: 杀人就好, 不要放火 hor (in hokkien)

haha..i like this....haha !!

Quote :

golf_snowman wrote:

Ryan Lee wrote:

to the buaya/buayees flight mate: 杀人就好, 不要放火 hor (in hokkien)

haha..i like this....haha !!

can somebody run the chinese thru an ang moh translator? the only chinese character I know are limited to mahjong

Literally it means kill ppl enuf, no need to set fire some more.

COM'ON MONKEYS!

Aloyboy wrote:

To ppl who play to their hcp:

- Wah. Reach the green Liao. (driver)
- nice shot la. Just like phil mickleson!
- eh teach me leh!

To ppl who don't play to their hcp ( buayas )

- Wah Lao ure the biggest buaya I've ever met
- play like that still ask for stroke? Bueh paiseh ah?
- u sure u 24 hcp or not.

, to Aloyboy especially :

1. Damn not shy! Purposely say you PC player, but shooting low 80s. Then still can ask for stroke, and beat you by 7 strokes. WTF! If you no money buy lunch, tell me la, i can treat you, but no need to ask for strokes leh.

Silence! I Kill YOU!

Wah! You are SOooo TALENTED!!!

AMAZING!!!

*after flight mate tee off *

"KNS, then *throw driver away*, dun play with you liao".....keke