dunno wan to cry or LOL?

once i played with someone....

after seeing me tee off he said " wah piang eh!!!!!!! ur swing like jim furyk!!"


if u were me.. u laugh LOL or cry??

If you can't take it, do something to your swing. ( no matter how nice you swing or play someone will say something to derail u... )
I have been told:
your swing is funny
you over swing
your swing not nice
your swing ugly

I ignored them and just play and I did play to a 7 long ago.
Just enjoy yourself and let your scores do the talking.
I play in the low 90s now.

Hmmmmmnnnn.....bro just take that as a compliments, lucky he didn't suan you with : Wahlena !!!! You drive like Tom Morris sr. with a Maple Wood driver !!!! "

Btw i would sure admire your Kiss Of Death !!! Just stand back when i drive ....my ball will go forward, my driver will fling backward !

Hope to have a game with you soon bro !

Uncle Lau wrote:

Hmmmmmnnnn.....bro just take that as a compliments, lucky he didn't suan you with : Wahlena !!!! You drive like Tom Morris sr. with a Maple Wood driver !!!! "

Btw i would sure admire your Kiss Of Death !!! Just stand back when i drive ....my ball will go forward, my driver will fling backward !

Hope to have a game with you soon bro !

once i teed off...

my ball landed behind me...


all my fluightmates... rolled on the first tee..

luckily got no one in queue.. otherwise i 'd give golf and play bowling...

Aiyah bro that peanut lah !

1) My golf kakis wrote down my score before i teeoff

2) The course ponds maintenance guy give me a Hamper every Chinese New Year.

3) When i play on course, my old boys club instead of wearing Skins, they wear Kevlar vest.

4) When i top up at the range, The range lady ask me " WHAT FOR ???? "


Bro ! I never give up !!!! i just make them give up golf ! not ME !!!

Uncle Lau wrote:

Aiyah bro that peanut lah !

1) My golf kakis wrote down my score before i teeoff

2) The course ponds maintenance guy give me a Hamper every Chinese New Year.

3) When i play on course, my old boys club instead of waring Skins, they wear Kevlar vest.

4) When i top up at the range, The range lady ask me " WHAT FOR ???? "


Bro ! I never give up !!!! i just make them give up golf ! not ME !!!

OOOUCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so painful

chocoman wrote:

Uncle Lau wrote:

Aiyah bro that peanut lah !

1) My golf kakis wrote down my score before i teeoff

2) The course ponds maintenance guy give me a Hamper every Chinese New Year.

3) When i play on course, my old boys club instead of waring Skins, they wear Kevlar vest.

4) When i top up at the range, The range lady ask me " WHAT FOR ???? "


Bro ! I never give up !!!! i just make them give up golf ! not ME !!!

OOOUCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so painful

Dear Sir, do not for the least be misleaded.... UL played in the 80s hor at SAFRA resort ....

A local senior golf correspondent told me... he was playing with Mr Vijay Singh in a Pro-Am not too long ago here in Singapore... He kept on asking Vijay for tips.... Vijay kept quiet... on the final hole he couldn't take it any more so he said " Mr Vijay you haven't told me any tip to improve my game.. Mr Vijay Singh replied "I have never seen a worst swing before but i'm amazed that you can still hit it, so you must be doing something right , so don't change anything, just keep at it"

Lamts18 wrote:

chocoman wrote:

Uncle Lau wrote:

Aiyah bro that peanut lah !

1) My golf kakis wrote down my score before i teeoff

2) The course ponds maintenance guy give me a Hamper every Chinese New Year.

3) When i play on course, my old boys club instead of waring Skins, they wear Kevlar vest.

4) When i top up at the range, The range lady ask me " WHAT FOR ???? "


Bro ! I never give up !!!! i just make them give up golf ! not ME !!!

OOOUCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so painful

Dear Sir, do not for the least be misleaded.... UL played in the 80s hor at SAFRA resort ....

i alsom played 75 last weekend...


but only reach 15 holes

Lamts18 wrote:

A local senior golf correspondent told me... he was playing with Mr Vijay Singh in a Pro-Am not too long ago here in Singapore... He kept on asking Vijay for tips.... Vijay kept quiet... on the final hole he couldn't take it any more so he said " Mr Vijay you haven't told me any tip to improve my game.. Mr Vijay Singh replied "I have never seen a worst swing before but i'm amazed that you can still hit it, so you must be doing something right , so don't change anything, just keep at it"

Heng ah ! You still give me tips here and there...thank you bro Lam !

Lamts18 wrote:

chocoman wrote:

Uncle Lau wrote:

Aiyah bro that peanut lah !

1) My golf kakis wrote down my score before i teeoff

2) The course ponds maintenance guy give me a Hamper every Chinese New Year.

3) When i play on course, my old boys club instead of waring Skins, they wear Kevlar vest.

4) When i top up at the range, The range lady ask me " WHAT FOR ???? "


Bro ! I never give up !!!! i just make them give up golf ! not ME !!!

OOOUCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so painful

Dear Sir, do not for the least be misleaded.... UL played in the 80s hor at SAFRA resort ....

Yeah ! That's right ! NSRCC Resort Par 3 course ah !!!!

nothing worst than this lah.



jimmychoo to mervyntan;

"young man, you cannot drive longer than me. you cannot putt better than me. go and die, better lah."

that is a classic line u know. it has been immortalised in stone and there is actually a plaque with this quote on the 176.34m mark on the 2nd fairway of MBGC to commmemorate this momentuous occasion when this quote was uttered.

there is another one...
"wah lau!!! why u so sort!!!!"

hole 2 par 3 leh. u want to smoke who?

no lah, just wanted to test whether u have good local knowlede. ok lah give chance lah, hole 3.

ok ok. give chance to smeagol.

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

nothing worst than this lah.



jimmychoo to mervyntan;

"young man, you cannot drive longer than me. you cannot putt better than me. go and die, better lah."

OUCH !.........

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

ok ok. give chance to smeagol.

sigh... new nickname... ok.. please add this to the lisst.. this is entry #954935489532

chocoman wrote:

once i played with someone....

after seeing me tee off he said " wah piang eh!!!!!!! ur swing like jim furyk!!"


if u were me.. u laugh LOL or cry??

My dad always get that..
and he started getting that 12 years ago.. and now he plays off 4 handicap.. so I am guessing u are not too bad =)

thanks.....

now i can smile liao

JL wrote:

chocoman wrote:

once i played with someone....

after seeing me tee off he said " wah piang eh!!!!!!! ur swing like jim furyk!!"


if u were me.. u laugh LOL or cry??

My dad always get that..
and he started getting that 12 years ago.. and now he plays off 4 handicap.. so I am guessing u are not too bad =)

wah, 12 years to get to 4, guess you girls must have given your dad sleepless nites......tsk tsk tsk