best blonde joke ??

BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?



A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to get started.'



Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'



The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'



Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle...



She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.


He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says,


'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'



He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a
deep sigh, . .. . .. . .. .





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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

i prefer this one...

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Yes, you're right... this is better... but i don't mind a blonde..

Actually, I don't quite get MT's joke leh.

Roystonnn wrote:

Actually, I don't quite get MT's joke leh.

Hmm.. checked the color of your hair recently?

hahahaa..kidding hor...

what if got no hair?... LIKE YOU! keke

same like u, kidding hor.. hehe