Can't fool the Grannies!

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside
a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.

And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,

"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said,

"There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the old Grandmas said,

"Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts
and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they
couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple
of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said,

"You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles,
the old gent asked,

"How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear,
the three old ladies happily yelled in unison...




"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

ROFLOL!!!

Technospaz wrote:

ROFLOL!!!

Hey There!! Glad to see you're in the land of the living!

Hadn't seen you in a bit and thought you might be pushing up lilies from 6 feet deep!!

Cheers, KT

1 pack KT......glad to hear that you are back.

DGman wrote:

1 pack KT......glad to hear that you are back.

Yes indeedeedoo, back from that terrible Hawaiin Weather.

Guess you have a few volcano tales to tell.

Thought I caught a glimpse of your smilin' mug on some TV news cast from London Heathrow..............Was that u sniffin around trying to get a free smoke?

Hope to visit Sat.....Maybe even tomorrow evening if things go well at work.

PS: Guess who won the BFG Ikasu wedge at the Admiral's Cup Tourney??????? KRIS from Thailand!! Blew me away, didn't even know BFG was sponsoring!! Good on 'ya!!

Cheers, 1 PK KT

Sat is May Day and it will be a crime if we do not let our staff get a day off...

looking forward to seeing u soon KT like Friday nite will be great...so when is Kris coming in for a fitting.

DGman

DGman wrote:

Sat is May Day and it will be a crime if we do not let our staff get a day off...

looking forward to seeing u soon KT like Friday nite will be great...so when is Kris coming in for a fitting.

DGman

I'll try my best for tonite and will attempt to convince Kris to come along. Not for a fitting but to see where the den is located so he can visit on his own later on.

FORE!!!