B.V.A

Newbie Golfer Posts : 30 Join date : 2010-10-11

i think im more fun when w a beer..... when's the next one hahaha

Subject: Re: B.V.A Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:43 pm

yixin66 wrote:: i think im more fun when w a beer..... when's the next one hahaha

Ya..scary too..scratch and bite Evil or Very Mad

Subject: Re: B.V.A Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:44 pm

U all buay swee.

No jio.

HaiZzzzz Sad

Subject: Re: B.V.A Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:54 am

Since the formation of B.V.A and the continuous onslaught by Mloy, i believe the list has grown to unbelievable proportion. Laughing

So let's drink & be merry next monday, 30th April.

Calling Chairman Chippy!!!!

Subject: Re: B.V.A Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:44 am

wilkang wrote:: Since the formation of B.V.A and the continuous onslaught by Mloy, i believe the list has grown to unbelievable proportion.

So let's drink & be merry next monday, 30th April.

Calling Chairman Chippy!!!!

Let's do it. It been a long time since we got together for drinks/snacks/tcss.

Wilkang, you want to name the place? Or anyone can come up with a suggestion?

1. wilkang
2. mloy

Subject: Re: B.V.A Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:00 am

We are open to suggestions...preferbly somewhere we can drink and party the night away!!

Subject: Re: B.V.A Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:30 pm

BVA welcomes its latest members, zx and DWK ... give 3-3 and lost 6 and 5 ...

Subject: Re: B.V.A Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:32 pm

zhenxua wrote:: BVA welcomes its latest members, zx and DWK ... give 3-3 and lost 6 and 5 ...

Eh? I thought you were a long-standing member of the BVA?

Subject: Re: B.V.A Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:02 pm

sounds more like a victim

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:18 am

zhenxua wrote:: BVA welcomes its latest members, zx and DWK ... give 3-3 and lost 6 and 5 ...

what is lost 6 and lost 5? scratch

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:42 am

katherinechiok wrote:

zhenxua wrote:: BVA welcomes its latest members, zx and DWK ... give 3-3 and lost 6 and 5 ...

what is lost 6 and lost 5? scratch

6 holes down with 5 to play so they lost.

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:44 am

katherinechiok wrote:

zhenxua wrote:: BVA welcomes its latest members, zx and DWK ... give 3-3 and lost 6 and 5 ...

what is lost 6 and lost 5? scratch

Hiaz......win until dunno how to count ah. Hehe

lol!

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:51 am

zhenxua wrote:: BVA welcomes its latest members, zx and DWK ... give 3-3 and lost 6 and 5 ...

ZX & Romy gave ABS 3-3 and they were up 2 holes in the 1st nine. Back 9 re- negotiate and ask for 5 strokes. They were reluctant at first but our negotiation skills paid off. The final result was back 9 we won 4 holes.

BVA welcome ZX & Romy. cheers

Importantly we all had a good time.

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:08 am

mloy wrote:

zhenxua wrote:: BVA welcomes its latest members, zx and DWK ... give 3-3 and lost 6 and 5 ...

ZX & Romy gave ABS 3-3 and they were up 2 holes in the 1st nine. Back 9 re- negotiate and ask for 5 strokes. They were reluctant at first but our negotiation skills paid off. The final result was back 9 we won 4 holes.

BVA welcome ZX & Romy. cheers

Importantly we all had a good time.

hahahaha.....mloy, this is becoming all too routine.

After makaning your victims, the phrase "we all had a good time.." will kick in.

lol!

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:07 am

asahi wrote:

mloy wrote:

zhenxua wrote:: BVA welcomes its latest members, zx and DWK ... give 3-3 and lost 6 and 5 ...

ZX & Romy gave ABS 3-3 and they were up 2 holes in the 1st nine. Back 9 re- negotiate and ask for 5 strokes. They were reluctant at first but our negotiation skills paid off. The final result was back 9 we won 4 holes.

BVA welcome ZX & Romy. cheers

Importantly we all had a good time.

hahahaha.....mloy, this is becoming all too routine.

After makaning your victims, the phrase "we all had a good time.." will kick in.

lol!

"WE" is a collective word for the sisters if u havent know it yet

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:24 am

ya! agreed.

Just like

WE vs them
Man vs food
butcher vs pig
soccer player vs football

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:43 pm

zhenxua wrote:: BVA welcomes its latest members, zx and DWK ... give 3-3 and lost 6 and 5 ...

Now I need to get gold membership....
How many dollars do I have to lose?

Hopefully not as expensive PPS... Very Happy

ZX of course carrying deadweight... He one stroke to green.... I one stroke to green (bushes) hehe

Subject: Re: B.V.A Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:28 am

DimWit Kid wrote:

zhenxua wrote:: BVA welcomes its latest members, zx and DWK ... give 3-3 and lost 6 and 5 ...

Now I need to get gold membership....
How many dollars do I have to lose?

Hopefully not as expensive PPS... Very Happy

ZX of course carrying deadweight... He one stroke to green.... I one stroke to green (bushes) hehe

DWK, you go bushes not alone right!?

Hahahaha

ROFL

Caddy Posts : 5606 Join date : 2009-12-26

hi guys

i have been associate member all this while as I have only been trashed by Mloy but never played with full BVA team

thanks to an invite from full time member, Zhenxua to allow myself to experience the full BVA match

Let me tell you it is just as advertised

- all the sob stories of their chui games, pui pui swings, the tired bodies came out few days before the game to set the stage
- negotiation start to intensify at tee box with BVA asking for some incredible numbers
- finally we agreed on lower than she asked, but higher than what we want but we had to agree on something else we would be holding play
- first hole, as usual they warm up slow and comments that we very pro la, strokes not enough la, how can only give x-x la et etc
- then the aircon bus start to warm up, hitting fairways and greens while I walk left rough to right rough to find my ball
- thereafter aircon started to blasts at max power, she started one putting from everywhere, started getting up and down
- when aircon bus sista sputtered, the catwoman stole some holes with timely putts

Despite our efforts (actually just ZX's, i was awful), BVA proved too strong at their favored home course.

Now time to apply for GIRO for my annual fees Laughing

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:27 am

We meet at the void deck of block 213 Bedok North Avenue 3 every Tuesday at 7pm. Bring a handkerchief. There'll be story telling and a lot of sobbing.

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:31 am

Oops....forgot to tell you guys, the cat was training hard in Sat at Poresia.

At the end of the day, she was smacking her lips and grinning.

Well, Guess you guys were the dinner.

Caddy Posts : 2158 Join date : 2009-10-20

Bro Asahi, I remember when we became victims to the notorious pair, we even had to kneel down and bend over for them .... *sob*

Do you happen to remember how many strokes we gave them? I recall 5-5 with them from red as us from white.

Also, I am ashamed by my performance that day, leaving you to do all the work ...

Since then I have been training hard so as not to embarrass my playing partners ...

Are you game for us to take them on again? Although since we lost we should have to give them less strokes, we shall be brave and maintain the same terms.

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:17 am

Bro,

I am all ready to have a rematch with them!

Btw, I have been training hard too for this day when we can get them to bend over for us!!!!

I am so serious on this that I am going mountain training in Nepal for 2.5 weeks starting next Monday. We will arrange for it when I am back.

Buayee sistas.....you have been warned!!!

Muahahahhah

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:19 am

asahi wrote:: Bro,

I am all ready to have a rematch with them!

Btw, I have been training hard too for this day when we can get them to bend over for us!!!!

I am so serious on this that I am going mountain training in Nepal for 2.5 weeks starting next Monday. We will arrange for it when I am back.

Buayee sistas.....you have been warned!!!

Muahahahhah

Wah, like that ah... when can have game with you ah?

This time round, I think i need strokes from you... Yesterday kena trashed by Derek.... Sad

Subject: Re: B.V.A Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:13 am

asahi wrote:: Oops....forgot to tell you guys, the cat was training hard in Sat at Poresia.

At the end of the day, she was smacking her lips and grinning.

Well, Guess you guys were the dinner.

Hey hey... I have to be honest, very honest here. I played like shit, as usual, couldn't even hit a decent shot. It was my sista that has been carrying me all throughout. My gloriest moment of the 18 holes is when I won the par 4 with 7 strokes! SEVEN!

lol!

since that hole, the sun came out, and I turned on my aircon... and enjoyed the show... Laughing