Gotcha!

Marvin was a 14-handicapper, but one day he walked up to his club pro, a scratch golfer, and challenged him to a match. He proposed they put up $100 each on the outcome.

"But," Marvin said to the pro, "since you're so much better than me, you have to give me two 'gotchas'."

"A 'gotcha'?" the golf pro asked, "what's that?"

"Don't worry," Marvin replied, "I'll use one of my 'gotchas' on the first tee and you'll understand."

The golf pro figured that whatever 'gotchas' were, giving up only two of them was no big deal - especially if one had to be used on the first tee. So he agreed to the bet, and the pro and Marvin headed to the first tee to start their match.

Around four hours later, club members were amazed to see the pro handing Marvin $100. The pro had lost to Marvin!

The club members waited for the pro to enter the clubhouse, then asked him what happened.

"Well," the pro said, "I took the club back on the first tee, and as I started my downswing, Marvin knelt behind me, reached up between my legs and grabbed my crotch, and yelled 'Gotcha!' "

The club pro just shook his head. "Have you ever tried to play 18 holes waiting for the second 'gotcha'?"

NIIIIICE on TSL! It's always "just around the corner" that can break our concentration.

LOL! Good one!

However, if a lady as pretty as TSL's avatar is waiting to grab your crotch........wonder how many of the forumers will lose the $100...

Hmmmm.......

Gray, if this every happens to you, dont be surprised if you see TSL standing next to you while her hubby tries to rip your dick off...

TSL will just say Gotcha while the hubby does all the work, and he have strong arms

Reminds me of KT's post about the golf signage namely the one on the removal of balls

He'll also tee up your "Pro V2" and smash it down the fairway 280m.

with the "Pro V2" he can do 360m....