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ChrisD Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 3469 Join date : 2009-11-04 Age : 48 Location : Live beside the King
| Subject: What she says and means Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:24 pm | |
| The wife says, the wife means :
The wife says: we need, the wife means: I want. The wife says: It's your decision, the wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want, the wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk, the wife means: I need to complain The wife says: I'n not upset, the wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're ... so manly, the wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient, the wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains, the wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes, the wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there, the wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise, the wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me?, the wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me?, the wife means: I did something today you're not going to like. The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute, the wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat?, the wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate, the wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me?, the wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: I'm sorry, the wife means: You'll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe?, the wife means: You better get used to it The wife says: Was that the baby?, the wife means: Get out of bed and walk him The wife says: I'm not yelling!, the wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! | |
| | | daveaha Course Marshal
Posts : 3179 Join date : 2009-06-22 Age : 47 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Re: What she says and means Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:35 pm | |
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| | | nientsu Caddy
Posts : 3295 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 49 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Re: What she says and means Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:14 pm | |
| Chris
You forgot one of women's magical word, 'FINE!'
which means, 'Its not fine and I don't want to argue with stupid people like you'' | |
| | | daveaha Course Marshal
Posts : 3179 Join date : 2009-06-22 Age : 47 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Re: What she says and means Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:48 pm | |
| - nientsu wrote:
- Chris
You forgot one of women's magical word, 'FINE!'
which means, 'Its not fine and I don't want to argue with stupid people like you'' Not yet complete. One more thing. "NOTHING". You're so dead if she said that. | |
| | | HV Newbie Golfer
Posts : 50 Join date : 2010-01-02 Age : 43
| Subject: Re: What she says and means Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:55 pm | |
| You missed one more... When a girl says nothing and glares at you.... That could mean any of the above + you are dead!!! | |
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