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Kopi Towkay
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 |  Subject: Does this really count as being unfaithful?  Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:55 am | |
| An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table,
took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Martha, soon we will be married 50 years,
and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
Martha replied, “Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times
during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons ?’”
Martha said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about
to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage.
Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he
notified you that the loan would be extended?”
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that.
You saved our home, but what about the second time?”
Martha asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the
money to pay for the heart surgery you needed ?
Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.”
“I recall that,” said Henry. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that.
Now tell me about the third time.”
“Alright,” Martha said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes ?” | |
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hillgreen
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Join date : 2009-07-10
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:08 am | |
|  Too good a wife.... | |
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Aloyboy
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| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:16 pm | |
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cybersnag
Newbie Golfer
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Join date : 2009-10-18
Age : 47
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:32 pm | |
| Good one!!!  | |
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weaponx
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Posts : 181
Join date : 2009-08-31
Location : SG
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:44 pm | |
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hoelwill
Senior Golfer
Posts : 391
Join date : 2009-09-09
Location : Bukit Batok cough cough cough
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:45 pm | |
| wat is LOL btw....
is it Laugh Out Loud? of Lots Of Laugh....paise OT | |
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ChrisD
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Join date : 2009-11-04
Age : 49
Location : Live beside the King
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:57 pm | |
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hoelwill
Senior Golfer
Posts : 391
Join date : 2009-09-09
Location : Bukit Batok cough cough cough
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:04 pm | |
| i know la...i m seeking 3rd party opinion here... | |
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missmoon
Greens Committee Member
Posts : 4006
Join date : 2009-06-17
Age : 79
Location : LaLa Land~
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:06 pm | |
| - hoelwill wrote:
- i know la...i m seeking 3rd party opinion here...
hoelwill.. its is Lots Of LOVE.. | |
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hoelwill
Senior Golfer
Posts : 391
Join date : 2009-09-09
Location : Bukit Batok cough cough cough
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:07 pm | |
| - missmoon wrote:
- hoelwill..its is Lots Of LOVE..
Shhhhh..... | |
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ChrisD
Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 3469
Join date : 2009-11-04
Age : 49
Location : Live beside the King
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:09 pm | |
| Y shh......moon, Got something to share? | |
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agnes chung
Junior Golfer
Posts : 108
Join date : 2010-01-25
Age : 52
Location : Manila, Philippines
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:24 am | |
| - Kopi Towkay wrote:
“Alright,” Martha said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes ?” hahaha....she's | |
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joleelyn
Course Marshal
Posts : 1549
Join date : 2009-10-02
Location : in my lil' head.
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:15 am | |
| oh wow..... the husband could have very well died of a heart attack there and then. LOL | |
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mloy
Caddy
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Join date : 2009-09-11
Age : 95
Location : East
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:40 am | |
| - ChrisD wrote:
- It's lots of laugh.
I thought it was laugh out loud. Guess it can be whatever the situation calls for. Laugh out loud Lots of laugh Lots of love which, all applies to the joke. | |
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katherinechiok
Course Marshal
Posts : 1271
Join date : 2009-06-17
Location : In a bunker.
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:17 pm | |
| - ChrisD wrote:
- Y shh......moon, Got something to share?
Y Y Y ? Y hoelwill shhhh after moon said LOTS OF LOVE ? WHY WHY WHY? we want to know WHYYYYYYYYYYY... | |
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sunny
Greens Committee Member
Posts : 3575
Join date : 2009-06-17
Age : 49
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:42 pm | |
| i know i know...
bribe me! | |
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ChrisD
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Posts : 3469
Join date : 2009-11-04
Age : 49
Location : Live beside the King
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:48 pm | |
| hm... I am not really interested and haven got the $$ to bride.
Kat u wan the info? | |
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WaLau
Junior Golfer
Posts : 234
Join date : 2009-06-19
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:53 pm | |
| Is it because LOTS Of LOVE is actually LOST OF LOVE to him? | |
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bian1980
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Posts : 992
Join date : 2009-11-21
Age : 44
Location : North, Singapore
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:59 pm | |
| ohhh.... GR first couple here? MissMoon and hoelwill? congrats bro.. !! wahahaha  | |
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bian1980
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Posts : 992
Join date : 2009-11-21
Age : 44
Location : North, Singapore
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:00 pm | |
| ohhh.... GR first couple here? MissMoon and hoelwill? congrats bro.. !! wahahaha | |
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hoelwill
Senior Golfer
Posts : 391
Join date : 2009-09-09
Location : Bukit Batok cough cough cough
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:02 pm | |
| wei fab dun frame me please.... | |
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missmoon
Greens Committee Member
Posts : 4006
Join date : 2009-06-17
Age : 79
Location : LaLa Land~
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:03 pm | |
| willy~~~~~~  | |
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hoelwill
Senior Golfer
Posts : 391
Join date : 2009-09-09
Location : Bukit Batok cough cough cough
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:04 pm | |
| okokok heres the story
i frequent china shenzhen dongguan alot, so.......(imagine...) | |
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WaLau
Junior Golfer
Posts : 234
Join date : 2009-06-19
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:04 pm | |
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hoelwill
Senior Golfer
Posts : 391
Join date : 2009-09-09
Location : Bukit Batok cough cough cough
| | Subject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful? Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:05 pm | |
| sunny ~~~~~~ | |
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