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PostSubject: A Navy Man ...   A Navy Man ... I_icon_minitimeMon Jan 25, 2010 2:21 pm

The new pair of shoes that Camilla bought for her wedding got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day wore on.
That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles retired to their room at the palace.
Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling; they are killing me.'

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour. But it would not budge.

'Harder' yelled Camilla.

Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'

'Come on, give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it came off, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed 'Oh God, that feels so good.'

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See, I told you she would still be a virgin
with a face like that!'
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Meanwhile, back in their bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out ,
'Oh god, darling this one's even tighter' .

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen:

'That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!'
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Man ...   A Navy Man ... I_icon_minitimeMon Jan 25, 2010 3:28 pm

Nice one.... LOL
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Man ...   A Navy Man ... I_icon_minitimeMon Jan 25, 2010 7:40 pm

Good one bro.

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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Man ...   A Navy Man ... I_icon_minitimeMon Jan 25, 2010 8:05 pm

cans explains jokes please?

i not understand....
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Man ...   A Navy Man ... I_icon_minitimeMon Jan 25, 2010 8:13 pm

mervyntan wrote:
cans explains jokes please?

i not understand....

I suggest you join the navy..........
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Man ...   A Navy Man ... I_icon_minitimeMon Jan 25, 2010 8:15 pm

mervyntan wrote:
cans explains jokes please?

i not understand....

Peng san...:p

Heard of 'Broke Back Mountain'? Guess how they enjoyed each other's company? lol!

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