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+3Technospaz Kopi Towkay chocoman 7 posters | Author | Message |
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chocoman Super Active Golfer
Posts : 2154 Join date : 2009-06-20
| Subject: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:45 pm | |
| it is who u know.... after speaking to one of the co-owners ( a jap) who also happens to own a 19th hole at a golf club in singapore. Within 10 minutes, The Manager at Starhill called me ......and below were the coversations... Manager: " Good afternoon, Mr Anthony KIm" AK wannabe: " Yes.. I am" Mgr: " I just calling u to tell you that we find your ice box already" ( as usual broken english) AK: " Is it?? Very Efficient la u all, i called your 5 star golf club on monday, i was told ' not to forget anything, if forget, maybe lost' and not only that. i was told to come personally to make report and sign the report lost form at your club!!!, if i were in sweden, u expect me to fly back??" Mgr: " Sorry MR AK. I sincerely apologised!!" AK wannabe " No need to apologise!!! That's the Malaysia BOleh way!!!" ( only a malaysian has the right to use this tag line, if u all singaporean use,, kena whack in malaysia, dun blame me.) AK wannabe " So now.. u found the cooler box, when can i collect?" Mgr: ' dun worry Mr AK, if you have an address in JB, we'll send to you" AK.. " Ok.. U really do that?? I feel like a Tan SRI." i gave him my address and ecpecting the cooler box to eta on friday. | |
| | | Kopi Towkay Very Active Golfer
Posts : 531 Join date : 2009-06-22 Location : One Degree North!
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:23 pm | |
| Frankly if he knew you thought of him as a JAP (your words) he might not have been so accomodating. | |
| | | Technospaz Advisor
Posts : 15669 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 49 Location : Typically OOB
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:49 pm | |
| ROFLOL!!
I think the conversation was more like this:
Chocoman: Hello. This is Mr. A Kim Mgr: A gimp? who the heck's a gimp? Chocoman: Errr... anthony kim Mgr: Don't talk nonsense. Anthony Kim is in the US. Chocoman: Err... yah. Mgr: Yes? What do you want? Chocoman: I errr.. left my ice box errr... did you find it? Mgr: What ice box? You want ice is it? I'll ask the waiter to send you some. Chocoman: Not ice. My ice box. Mgr: Oh... that small blue tub we found in the drain? Chocoman: Err... yah. Mgr: So, yours? You want it? Come and get it! Chocoman: Please... can you keep it for me? Mgr: I'm not your mummy. Keep it yourself! Chocoman: Ok ok... I come by afterwards and collect it. Mgr: Whatever. | |
| | | chocoman Super Active Golfer
Posts : 2154 Join date : 2009-06-20
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:27 pm | |
| - Kopi Towkay wrote:
- Frankly if he knew you thought of him as a JAP (your words) he might not have been so accomodating.
the manager isnt a jap. | |
| | | chocoman Super Active Golfer
Posts : 2154 Join date : 2009-06-20
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:28 pm | |
| - Technospaz wrote:
- ROFLOL!!
I think the conversation was more like this:
Chocoman: Hello. This is Mr. A Kim Mgr: A gimp? who the heck's a gimp? Chocoman: Errr... anthony kim Mgr: Don't talk nonsense. Anthony Kim is in the US. Chocoman: Err... yah. Mgr: Yes? What do you want? Chocoman: I errr.. left my ice box errr... did you find it? Mgr: What ice box? You want ice is it? I'll ask the waiter to send you some. Chocoman: Not ice. My ice box. Mgr: Oh... that small blue tub we found in the drain? Chocoman: Err... yah. Mgr: So, yours? You want it? Come and get it! Chocoman: Please... can you keep it for me? Mgr: I'm not your mummy. Keep it yourself! Chocoman: Ok ok... I come by afterwards and collect it. Mgr: Whatever. dey pundek!!!!!!!!! i will make u SUFFER and whine like a bapuk.. the next time we meet!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| | | Technospaz Advisor
Posts : 15669 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 49 Location : Typically OOB
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:29 pm | |
| - chocoman wrote:
- Technospaz wrote:
- ROFLOL!!
I think the conversation was more like this:
Chocoman: Hello. This is Mr. A Kim Mgr: A gimp? who the heck's a gimp? Chocoman: Errr... anthony kim Mgr: Don't talk nonsense. Anthony Kim is in the US. Chocoman: Err... yah. Mgr: Yes? What do you want? Chocoman: I errr.. left my ice box errr... did you find it? Mgr: What ice box? You want ice is it? I'll ask the waiter to send you some. Chocoman: Not ice. My ice box. Mgr: Oh... that small blue tub we found in the drain? Chocoman: Err... yah. Mgr: So, yours? You want it? Come and get it! Chocoman: Please... can you keep it for me? Mgr: I'm not your mummy. Keep it yourself! Chocoman: Ok ok... I come by afterwards and collect it. Mgr: Whatever. dey pundek!!!!!!!!! i will make u SUFFER and whine like a bapuk.. the next time we meet!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to bring the 100+ in the ice box | |
| | | katherinechiok Course Marshal
Posts : 1271 Join date : 2009-06-17 Location : In a bunker.
| | | | chocoman Super Active Golfer
Posts : 2154 Join date : 2009-06-20
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:49 pm | |
| - Technospaz wrote:
- chocoman wrote:
- Technospaz wrote:
- ROFLOL!!
I think the conversation was more like this:
Chocoman: Hello. This is Mr. A Kim Mgr: A gimp? who the heck's a gimp? Chocoman: Errr... anthony kim Mgr: Don't talk nonsense. Anthony Kim is in the US. Chocoman: Err... yah. Mgr: Yes? What do you want? Chocoman: I errr.. left my ice box errr... did you find it? Mgr: What ice box? You want ice is it? I'll ask the waiter to send you some. Chocoman: Not ice. My ice box. Mgr: Oh... that small blue tub we found in the drain? Chocoman: Err... yah. Mgr: So, yours? You want it? Come and get it! Chocoman: Please... can you keep it for me? Mgr: I'm not your mummy. Keep it yourself! Chocoman: Ok ok... I come by afterwards and collect it. Mgr: Whatever. dey pundek!!!!!!!!! i will make u SUFFER and whine like a bapuk.. the next time we meet!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to bring the 100+ in the ice box u wanna vodka lime also i can bring. btw i have some extra wines,., perhaps i can bring that next time. i know mloy and kat sure stim one. | |
| | | chocoman Super Active Golfer
Posts : 2154 Join date : 2009-06-20
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:49 pm | |
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| | | chemicalpro Very Active Golfer
Posts : 824 Join date : 2009-11-23 Age : 42 Location : Thank You But Our Princess Is In Another Castle
| | | | mloy Caddy
Posts : 4562 Join date : 2009-09-11 Age : 95 Location : East
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:45 pm | |
| - chocoman wrote:
- Technospaz wrote:
- chocoman wrote:
- Technospaz wrote:
- ROFLOL!!
I think the conversation was more like this:
Chocoman: Hello. This is Mr. A Kim Mgr: A gimp? who the heck's a gimp? Chocoman: Errr... anthony kim Mgr: Don't talk nonsense. Anthony Kim is in the US. Chocoman: Err... yah. Mgr: Yes? What do you want? Chocoman: I errr.. left my ice box errr... did you find it? Mgr: What ice box? You want ice is it? I'll ask the waiter to send you some. Chocoman: Not ice. My ice box. Mgr: Oh... that small blue tub we found in the drain? Chocoman: Err... yah. Mgr: So, yours? You want it? Come and get it! Chocoman: Please... can you keep it for me? Mgr: I'm not your mummy. Keep it yourself! Chocoman: Ok ok... I come by afterwards and collect it. Mgr: Whatever. dey pundek!!!!!!!!! i will make u SUFFER and whine like a bapuk.. the next time we meet!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to bring the 100+ in the ice box u wanna vodka lime also i can bring. btw i have some extra wines,., perhaps i can bring that next time. i know mloy and kat sure stim one. Technospaz, good one. Laughed in silence. Chocoman, Luckily you got back your small blue tub At least we know we will still have our supply of 100+. When you want to bring wine? We drink together, we watch you stim. | |
| | | Technospaz Advisor
Posts : 15669 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 49 Location : Typically OOB
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:52 pm | |
| Harlow, this is golf... not 19th hole. You all wanna drink, please do so behind the bushes. | |
| | | Roystonnn Super Active Golfer
Posts : 1324 Join date : 2009-07-05 Age : 43 Location : Sometimes Serangoon Sometimes India
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:14 pm | |
| wat is a tan sri ah? I came across before tan sri ahmad or something... Is it designation or status? | |
| | | mloy Caddy
Posts : 4562 Join date : 2009-09-11 Age : 95 Location : East
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:22 am | |
| - Technospaz wrote:
- Harlow, this is golf... not 19th hole. You all wanna drink, please do so behind the bushes.
After my 18th hole will always have a beer (19th hole for me) to relax. Doing it in the bush I'll leave for other things. Ha ha ha...Normally, beer drinkers will have a glass after their game. Don't you? | |
| | | Technospaz Advisor
Posts : 15669 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 49 Location : Typically OOB
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:26 am | |
| - Roystonnn wrote:
- wat is a tan sri ah? I came across before tan sri ahmad or something...
Is it designation or status? Tan Sri is a very high ranking title in Malaysia. Akin to Lord. Datuk is akin to Sir. | |
| | | Technospaz Advisor
Posts : 15669 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 49 Location : Typically OOB
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:27 am | |
| - mloy wrote:
- Technospaz wrote:
- Harlow, this is golf... not 19th hole. You all wanna drink, please do so behind the bushes.
After my 18th hole will always have a beer (19th hole for me) to relax. Doing it in the bush I'll leave for other things. Ha ha ha...Normally, beer drinkers will have a glass after their game. Don't you? I don't drink. I'm a good boy and only consume the 100+ in Choco's ice box. | |
| | | Roystonnn Super Active Golfer
Posts : 1324 Join date : 2009-07-05 Age : 43 Location : Sometimes Serangoon Sometimes India
| Subject: Re: it's not what u know... Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:40 am | |
| oh... At first I tot it's chinese & malay mixed neh... luckily din malu myself asking the tan sri.. hur hur hur. | |
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