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Tituman Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 3392 Join date : 2009-10-16 Location : Singapore
| Subject: ITS TIGER TIME !!!!! Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:30 am | |
| A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that!" She claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "What are you doing?" She asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that." Again she claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a third time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!"
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| | | Technospaz Advisor
Posts : 15669 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 49 Location : Typically OOB
| Subject: Re: ITS TIGER TIME !!!!! Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:31 am | |
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| | | WaLau Junior Golfer
Posts : 234 Join date : 2009-06-19
| Subject: Re: ITS TIGER TIME !!!!! Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:38 am | |
| par 5, two more shoot to go. if you are as good as me, next should be an easy birdie putt to end it. all up to you | |
| | | jaketang Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 2648 Join date : 2009-06-20 Age : 49 Location : East
| Subject: Re: ITS TIGER TIME !!!!! Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:49 am | |
| - WaLau wrote:
- par 5, two more shoot to go. if you are as good as me, next should be an easy birdie putt to end it. all up to you
wow mr walau, u mean u do "par 5" lidat? strong man na khrub.... | |
| | | WaLau Junior Golfer
Posts : 234 Join date : 2009-06-19
| Subject: Re: ITS TIGER TIME !!!!! Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:12 pm | |
| - jaketang wrote:
- WaLau wrote:
- par 5, two more shoot to go. if you are as good as me, next should be an easy birdie putt to end it. all up to you
wow mr walau,
u mean u do "par 5" lidat?
strong man na khrub.... just helping tiger woods to answere i can only play mickey mouse course. | |
| | | jaketang Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 2648 Join date : 2009-06-20 Age : 49 Location : East
| Subject: Re: ITS TIGER TIME !!!!! Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:14 pm | |
| oh....
i saw u answer directly, thgt u oso a "par 5" man like tiger woods... whahahahaha | |
| | | bian1980 Very Active Golfer
Posts : 992 Join date : 2009-11-21 Age : 44 Location : North, Singapore
| Subject: Re: ITS TIGER TIME !!!!! Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:50 pm | |
| haha.. nice one.
how never say how far is the par? if is par 5 then the husband have to start from 400m plus away already. | |
| | | sunny Greens Committee Member
Posts : 3575 Join date : 2009-06-17 Age : 49
| Subject: Re: ITS TIGER TIME !!!!! Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:55 pm | |
| actually it is just a simple par 3. Tiger sometimes do an ace or birdie. It is not Tiger's fault if the man is so lousy that he clock a double par and above.... | |
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