Famous GR quotes

i count myself lucky to play with quite a few of GR guys/gals... and over time i heard some really good quotes from these kakis, thus these are the ones i can remember so far n wanna share with all


1) mloy: hello, my name is mloy..... how many strokes u giving me??

2) chippy: hahahaha... my wallet cannot close.....hahahaha

3) golffool: i dun give a f#$% if they are good or bad golfers, they just need to be generous to me!!

4) ZX: i wanna order lobster bisque!!

5) aloy: (at hole 5 in a saddam game) i think i wanna lao sai........really!!

6) golffool: why cannot UP.... bunkers are part of fairway what

7) 4Dtoto: An lah!!!!!

8) CCC: bao jiak.... no its bao tio jiak!!!

9) aloy: do u kiss your golf balls the nite before the game???

10) andrew68low: can i join???  cricket sound..... more cricket sound











i will add more when it comes to mind....

Slinger - not scared you long, only scared you zhun!!!

katherinechiok (mloy sista) - 1, 2, 3?

Mloy - hi, my name is mloy. 5-5?

Chippy - bo Ji par simi golf

asahi wrote:

katherinechiok (mloy sista) - 1, 2, 3?

Mloy - hi, my name is mloy. 5-5?

 Mloy - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (as heard on a recent ferry ride)

asahi wrote:

Slinger - not scared you long, only scared you zhun!!!

 

Slinger again.... - I not scared you zhun....only scared you lucky....

Simba - F*** You Understand (directed at the golf ball)

Derek - "cannot lah ... ahhhh F**K it" before hitting the left handed sand wedge(right handed) shot 15 feet to the pin. There's even a youtube.

"wu lan par boh" - I asked this to my flight mates in previous game. then realised how wrong it sounded.

Slinger: Not scared you come, only scared you don't come...... 

Slinger: "Come, I teach you this game called 'snakes.'  Very easy to play and lots of fun!"

Mloy - my game is in a slump.

me - so what's your score?

Mloy - 88 lah.

Guy - if want to bet where got draw one....let's bring over to the next Hole!!! (something like that)