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Lamts18 Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 2514 Join date : 2009-06-19 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Stress relievers...... Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:04 pm | |
| Stress Reliever #1 Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 3 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 4 Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?' Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.' Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 am ?!' Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 5 Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.' Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 6 A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word 'beans'.. 'My father grows beans,' said one student. 'My father cooks beans,' said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: 'We are all human beans.'
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 7 Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?' Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.' Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?' Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 8 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 9 A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
_________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 10 Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with? Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
__________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 11 Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ? Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
__________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 12 A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.
_________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 13 Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised? Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day. | |
| | | Uncle Lau Super Active Golfer
Posts : 1505 Join date : 2009-06-19 Age : 59 Location : AMK Detention Barrack
| Subject: Re: Stress relievers...... Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:27 pm | |
| I am more stress now ! | |
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Posts : 15668 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 48 Location : Typically OOB
| Subject: Re: Stress relievers...... Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:52 pm | |
| LOL! I like #9. Crazy, dude! | |
| | | Ssquirrel Super Active Golfer
Posts : 1368 Join date : 2009-06-19
| Subject: Re: Stress relievers...... Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:54 pm | |
| I'm going to use #4!! Bro lamts18.. never knew you are such a funny guy! | |
| | | Lamts18 Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 2514 Join date : 2009-06-19 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Re: Stress relievers...... Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:11 pm | |
| never too late to know ba... haha.. cheers and have a good game and weekend... more birdies and pars... | |
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