My upcoming book

[Joke Adapted from golfwrx with some localisation]

I have been very busy over the past two years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.

Here is the Table of Contents from my new book - "Winning Golf Strategies," which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.

Table of Contents -


Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Noodle from the Drop Zone When You Hit a ProV1 from the Tee
Chapter 3 - Things Your Physics Teacher Did Not Tell You About Gravity - Why Water is a Ball Magnet
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.
Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 11 - How to explain that you found your ball that everyone else saw go in the water
Chapter 12 - How to deal with the fact that your Wife Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th hole.
Chapter 13 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 16 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 17 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 18 - Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
Chapter 19 - Why Your Pre-Shot Routine Should Include A Mental Review of All The Golf Digest Swing Tips You Ever Read, and How Many Minutes Is Appropriate for You to Take
Chapter 20 - Why Your Buddy's Caddy comes with a Pretty Face and a Flirtatious Smile and Yours comes with an Adam's Apple

Oh my goodness... which section of the bookshop do you think this will be placed under?

Anyway ... congrats on publishing...

pippin wrote:

Oh my goodness... which section of the bookshop do you think this will be placed under?

Anyway ... congrats on publishing...

Ah, thanks for the kind comments, but I don't deserve it. It was a joke I adapted from another site. Should have made it clearer, w my apologies.

Sounded real though, didn't it?

+1 Good one!.. almost believed u till i check which forum it was under
Singapore Golf Forum - Golf Republic :: The 19th Hole :: Jokes & Humours

Thanks for sharing Lee. It is about time for our re-match

Slicer51 wrote:

Thanks for sharing Lee. It is about time for our re-match

I concur.

I like the way that any sort of sharing usually ends up in a golf game/challenge...

pippin wrote:

I like the way that any sort of sharing usually ends up in a golf game/challenge...

And rapidly morphing into a strokes bargaining session.

jeffman88 wrote:

+1 Good one!.. almost believed u till i check which forum it was under
Singapore Golf Forum - Golf Republic :: The 19th Hole :: Jokes & Humours

Sorry for the false alarm.

Sooo... you think I should write a book? Interesting idea worth pondering...

Lee36328 wrote:

jeffman88 wrote:

+1 Good one!.. almost believed u till i check which forum it was under
Singapore Golf Forum - Golf Republic :: The 19th Hole :: Jokes & Humours

Sorry for the false alarm.

Sooo... you think I should write a book? Interesting idea worth pondering...

yups u shd and richly illustrate it with full colored descriptive photographs and diagrams!

Lee36328 wrote:

pippin wrote:

I like the way that any sort of sharing usually ends up in a golf game/challenge...

And rapidly morphing into a strokes bargaining session.

how about write a book centered around hustling??