The Duval Games

see if mloy wants to volunteer to be his sexretary... i mean Personal Assitant.

Technospaz wrote:

Someone please tell me what the Duval Tour schedule is?

August - ?
Sept - ?
Oct - ?
Nov - ?
Dec - ?

How about the Duval Masters and the Duval Open?

Can i join the one in sept ??

wwah. steady. better make queue now.


Sept - Duval, duval's #5, begbie, TigaWood Formerly Known as SeeBayHo.
Oct - Duval, ? ? ?
Nov - Duval, ? ? ?
Dec - Duval, ? ? ?

hmmm dunno if this way of reserving will make him fly or land more?

and what's his appearance fee?

Duval used to be able to play on Sats in JB whenever he visits his parents who lives there.

After discussing with Duval_S over whatsapp, I am now making this announcement..

Duval_S has appointed mUAr_cHEe as his Sexretary Personal Assistant (Golf Division).

My qualifications for this position are as follows;

Intimate knowledge of Duval's theories and signature phases.
Practitioner of above mentioned theories
Living within close proximity of Duval_S
Strong and deep understanding of Duval_S Flight Plans.
Being his $5

From henceforth, I will manage Duval's monthly medal and all transactions and bookings must be done on this thread for transparency and easy access for audit. PMs and FB messages will not be entertained unless authorized by Duval himself.

Thank you and Duval_S wishes one and all a Happy National Day/Night.



Warmest Regards,
mUAr_cHEe
Sexretary Personal Assistant
Golf Divison
Duval_S

I thot you are his idol?

pushslice,

Thank you for your note. We have reviewed the contents of your replies carefully and we respond as follows;

pushslice wrote:

hmmm dunno if this way of reserving will make him fly or land more?

With my Management, I trust that we will maintain the same efficiency and long-standing show rate that Duval_S has been displaying for the longest time.

pushslice wrote:

and what's his appearance fee?

Duval_S's appearance fee is a very modest one jug of water-melon juice. This will of course be on top of all stakes and bets during the game.

Warmest Regards,

mUAr_cHEe
Sexretary Personal Assistant
Golf Divison
Duval_S

nientsu,

Thank you for your note. We have reviewed the contents of your reply carefully and we respond as follows;

nientsu wrote:

Duval used to be able to play on Sats in JB whenever he visits his parents who lives there.

This statement is very true and still accurate at this point of time.

Warmest Regards,

mUAr_cHEe
Sexretary Personal Assistant
Golf Divison
Duval_S

watermyforrest,

Thank you for your note. We have reviewed the contents of your reply carefully and we respond as follows;

watermyforrest wrote:

I thot you are his idol?

This statement is accurate. Duval_S and I both enjoy a very flexible and compromising relationship that is beyond the comprehension of those who do not sincerely embrace Duval_S's theories.

Warmest Regards,

mUAr_cHEe
Sexretary Personal Assistant
Golf Divison
Duval_S

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

watermyforrest,

Thank you for your note. We have reviewed the contents of your reply carefully and we respond as follows;

watermyforrest wrote:

I thot you are his idol?

This statement is accurate. Duval_S and I both enjoy a very flexible and compromising relationship that is beyond the comprehension of those who do not sincerely embrace Duval_S's theories.

Warmest Regards,

mUAr_cHEe
Sexretary Personal Assistant
Golf Divison
Duval_S

This relationship is kamasutra-like ... complicated, requires a great deal of flexibility and commitment to achieve...

hahahaha thanks it's all clear now

menthos' video is awesome. Come on MC, 3rd time is the charm.

and WMF, one more and sure you will get Visa to play golf

Nientsu, now youre already legit...dun wait anymore. for your country

pushslice wrote:

Come on MC, 3rd time is the charm.

this one is personal msg to me, so i answer for myself.


3rd time no charm. 3rd one means less golf, less couple time, less money.

Dear mUAr_cHEe

Many thanks for your prompt reply.

We are encouraged to hear that you have taken over as Duval's personal assistant. With your management ability, we have great faith the the Duval Monthly Medals will be a success for many years to come.

However, due to your boss' popularity, we understand that the scheduling is one of the critical issues that you will be facing. Please see below my humble recommendation on easing Duval's hectic schedule:

1. Have friendlies before his actual medals
We can have fun games on Sat, if his boss so approves
2. Talk to Duval's boss about having 2 games a month.
With your home being in close proximity to Duval, it is highly probable that you may re-negotiate (on Duval's behalf) the terms and conditions of his time away from work, due to his commitment towards his monthly medals.

My associates and I will be discussing on what other possible solutions to ease this issue of yours. Once it has been firmed up, we will forward it to you, for your perusal and advise.

Once again, we would like congratulate you on your appointment.

Warm Regards
nientsu and associates

pushslice wrote:

...and WMF, one more and sure you will get Visa to play golf

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

3rd time no charm. 3rd one means less golf, less couple time, less money.

Word...

Btw that Menthos video is awesome... love the music... love the lyrics... let's do our country proud!

nientsu,

Thank you for your reply. We have reviewed the contents carefully and our response is as follows;

I thank you for the congratulatory note and thus in true Duval_S style, I feel inspired and I will continue to aspire and perspire until I expire. Hopefully, that will not be any time soon noting that you and your associates have mentioned expectations of the years to come.

On behalf of Duval_S, I would like to express true appreciation of you and your associates' understanding of his situation and his domestic commitments.

I will consider all the given feedback seriously and I look forward in receiving similar constructive suggestions in the near future.

Warmest Regards,
mUAr_cHEe
Sexretary Personal Assistant
Golf Divison
Duval_S

WTF!

Want to golf, just golf lah. Ah chee ah chor so long!

Duval, when in Sept? Put down place and time!

asahi wrote:

WTF!

Want to golf, just golf lah. Ah chee ah chor so long!

Duval, when in Sept? Put down place and time!

What to do....Capt Duval can only golf once a month. I want to have a game with him also have to wait till next year.

GULP !!!! this kind of thread also can.

PLS BEAR in mind.....those golfers who played with me.......after that never call me anymore.

asahi,

We have reviewed your reply in this thread carefully and our response is as follows;

Pls take note the slots in September are currently filled and the next available opening is in October. I will proceed with the following two actions now;

1 I will put you on the September Medal Waiting List. Should anyone pull out at any time, I will notify you by GolfRepublic's PM system or whatsapp to confirm your availability for the game. Pls note that you are the first person in the waiting list for The Duval Games - September Edition.

2 Subsequently, I will also put you in the list of players for The Duval Games - October Edition. I would most appreciate if you can put up a proposal of game venue, date and time for Duval_S' consideration.

Looking forward to your reply.

Warmest Regards,
mUAr_cHEe
Sexretary Personal Assistant
Golf Divison
Duval_S

mloy,

We have reviewed your reply in this thread carefully and our response is as follows;

I am pleased to inform you that you do not have to wait as long as you have anticipated to have a game with Duval_S. Slots for the October Edition are still open. You may apply for it by indicating such an interest in this thread and followed up by a proposal detailing your suggest date, time and venue for such a game.

Looking forward to your reply.

Warmest Regards,
mUAr_cHEe
Sexretary Personal Assistant
Golf Divison
Duval_S

Duval.

I look forward to our game. Pls be gentle with me. For our game I will make sure the following will be adhered:

1. Golf shoes with 10 cleats for better grip.
2. Clubs which are fitted for my f*&k up swing.
3. Glove which is fitted to fit every corner and crevice of my fingernail.
4. Boxers which are fitted.
5. Last but not least, I will bring more money.

Pls do not disappoint me. Really looking forward to it.

Begbie,

We have reviewed your reply in this thread carefully and our response is as follows;

Duval_S expresses his most sincere appreciation and gratitude to you for taking this game with him so seriously. With mutual respect, Duval_S promises to inspire, aspire, perspire until he expires with you.

Looking forward to your reply.

Warmest Regards,
mUAr_cHEe
Sexretary Personal Assistant
Golf Divison
Duval_S

Dearest Duval,

Noted your reply. Should have anticipated this rejection judging by your overwhelming popularity. Nonetheless, I will wait patiently for the opportunity to golf with you and witness your inspiring and perspiring short game which you are held in held esteem here.

p.s. D, methinks it is about time you get a true sexy sexretary. The current one, perhaps, can relegate to coffee-making role for you.

Yours sincerely
Former 'BB'

Due to popular demand, duval has opened up 2 slots for his august medal

Date: 31 august
Venue: mbgc
Time: 12ish

1) duval
2) zx
3)
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