"Dirty" Sounding Legal Speak

Super Active Golfer Posts : 2100 Join date : 2009-11-30

(1) Have you looked at her briefs?

(2) He is one hard judge!

(3) Counsellor, lets do it in the chambers

(4) His attorney withdrew in the last minute!

(5) Is is a penal offense?

(6) Better leave the handcuffs on...

(7) For $200 an hour, she better be good!

(8) Can you get him to drop his suit?

(9) The judge gave her the stiffest one he could

(10) Think you can get me off?

just for laughs folks, have a good week! cheers

Subject: Re: "Dirty" Sounding Legal Speak Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:46 pm

Haha asking my legal counsel for his opinion

Subject: Re: "Dirty" Sounding Legal Speak Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:24 pm

lol! good one! here's another legal laugh!

A lawyer was out golfing when he was hit in the head by a golf ball.

When the other golfer came to get his ball the lawyer said, “I’m a lawyer and this is going to cost you $5,000.”

The other golfer said, “Didn’t you hear me yell FORE?”

The lawyer then said, “I’ll take it!!!”

Junior Golfer Posts : 212 Join date : 2011-10-08

Bro pocketace, you so funny you can bang my gavel anytime!

Very Active Golfer Posts : 533 Join date : 2011-09-16

My shaft is x stiff

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