Just how golf CRAZY are you?

You know you are golf crazy when...

...you look around the room anxiously expecting a Pro V1 to be headed your way if someone mentions "FOUR pm, FOUR packets of kway chap, etc!" and yes even when you are at work!

...you have to resist taking a practise swing when waiting for a taxi while standing on a patch of grass...

...you have to resist the urge to get down on your knees and check the lie, break, etc every single time you see a manhole or even a pothole in the road...

...you excitedly go on a beach holiday but start cursing and swearing uncontrollably when you step on the sand...

...you start poking around the shallow end of your condo swimming pool for lost golf balls...

...you tell your boss that you have to take emergency leave for a family thing only to end up teeing off at 8am on a weekday.

...you spend time typing stuff like this when you are suppossed to be at work


Feel free to add in some of your golf crazy funnies!

2 games a week :-)

I yell "FORE" instead of honking.

i always shout 'in the hole"

before it enters the hole

Last week at church, there was a handout....one of the write up with 'Intimacy with God'....

CAN U BLOODY GUESS WHAT I FIRST READ?????

I FIRST READ as 'INTIMACY WITH GOLF'.....suddenly sat-up...and ask wife...'wah, why have such write-up ....' then rest is history...ie kena left right centre...

of cos, prayed for foregiveness (note how I spelt 'fore') .......

disclaimer: True hor....but mentioning it with full guilt

chocoman wrote:

i always shout 'in the hole"

before it enters the hole

chocoman wrote:

i always shout 'in the hole"

before it enters the hole

Thats kinky...kudos bro

destroyed stuff toys just to make nicer head covers... (counted? )

plus we destroyed a few. cos had to experiment first...

joleelyn wrote:

destroyed stuff toys just to make nicer head covers... (counted? )

plus we destroyed a few. cos had to experiment first...

Brutal.

Duval_S wrote:

Last week at church, there was a handout....one of the write up with 'Intimacy with God'....

CAN U BLOODY GUESS WHAT I FIRST READ?????

I FIRST READ as 'INTIMACY WITH GOLF'.....suddenly sat-up...and ask wife...'wah, why have such write-up ....' then rest is history...ie kena left right centre...

of cos, prayed for foregiveness (note how I spelt 'fore') .......

disclaimer: True hor....but mentioning it with full guilt

Though we are not pastors/priests but admitting your sins is always good my bro...besides I'm sure God will forgive cos he himself is a golfer imo

Technospaz wrote:

joleelyn wrote:

destroyed stuff toys just to make nicer head covers... (counted? )

plus we destroyed a few. cos had to experiment first...

Brutal.

Thats not brutal bro...thats outright sick! I mean could you imagine ripping off the head of say...Nemo or Stich to make a head cover?

hahaa... no la.. never rip the head of. just cut at the bottom to dig out the foamy things inside only....

my god.. you guys the mind all so violent one!!lol,,,

joleelyn wrote:

hahaa... no la.. never rip the head of. just cut at the bottom to dig out the foamy things inside only....

my god.. you guys the mind all so violent one!!lol,,,

I'm keeping my soft toys away from you thats for sure!!!

=p....

i got 2 rooms full of them. so dun worry. I do it humanely...

Swerve wrote:

Technospaz wrote:

joleelyn wrote:

destroyed stuff toys just to make nicer head covers... (counted? )

plus we destroyed a few. cos had to experiment first...

Brutal.

Thats not brutal bro...thats outright sick! I mean could you imagine ripping off the head of say...Nemo or Stich to make a head cover?

Different strokes for different folks

joleelyn wrote:

=p....

i got 2 rooms full of them. so dun worry. I do it humanely...

Looney tunes / Disney / Pixar slaughter house eh? Tsk tsk.

no la... hug to slp. =D

joleelyn wrote:

no la... hug to slp. =D

Wah...one nite slp, second nite chop head off. Bro Technospaz was righte afterall....you ARE brutal

*sigh...

Just teasing

Anyways...back on topic! What are some of your golf crazy ways? Pls share!

not necessary waiting for cab...
as long as there's reflection, i tend to do a stance...haha. my frds thot i gila liao.

puteh83 wrote:

not necessary waiting for cab...
as long as there's reflection, i tend to do a stance...haha. my frds thot i gila liao.

LOL i practice my swings anytime i see a reflection, at work, in lifts, at shopping centers.... You will be surprise how may swing faults u can pick out from watching your natural swing

tronos wrote:

puteh83 wrote:

not necessary waiting for cab...
as long as there's reflection, i tend to do a stance...haha. my frds thot i gila liao.

LOL i practice my swings anytime i see a reflection, at work, in lifts, at shopping centers.... You will be surprise how may swing faults u can pick out from watching your natural swing

worst if you are carrying an umbrella..

3 days in hospital for trigger finger and back to the range 1 week later before it has healed.. and it hasnt after 8 mths.

joleelyn wrote:

destroyed stuff toys just to make nicer head covers... (counted? )

plus we destroyed a few. cos had to experiment first...

the horror....