Sex Explained !!!

HAHAHA i enjoyed so much this joke ! Thanks bro harimau for sharing....


Sex Explained

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Hahahahahahahhahahahaa

hahaha...

That is very funny.

Thanks for sharing bro.

Thx for .... hahahahaha ... sharing .... hahahahaha!

luckily the prisoner only kena jail sentence, never kena caning.. ahhaha

LOL!!

mervyntan wrote:

luckily the prisoner only kena jail sentence, never kena caning.. ahhaha

Luckily not in the medieval era, where people were beheaded for their crimes...

remember to wear your prison uniform before going into prison...

Life imprisonment no need UNIFORM la..

ONLY if u get thrown into jail for ONE night then need to wear uniform...

funniee giler bro !

hubby tells new bride, " Nah, here's my clone(aka vibrator) !" :-)))

hahahahaha....Must tell the bride, the prisoner need to be lick clean..

4dtoto wrote:

hahahahaha....Must tell the bride, the prisoner need to be lick clean..

wahahhaha. This is a good one.

just make sure there is no prison break. haha

make sure it is a "single" cell.......

there are different types of prison cells bro..

And also make sure go thru the front door cell and not the Back door cell !!!

kaoz... this is getting too "colourful" liao... hahahah

as long as u don't go through the front door cell and exit from the back door cell u will be fine... otherwise the prison warden will come for u and you will be in deep trouble... might be thrown into solitary confinement...

mervyntan wrote:

as long as u don't go through the front door cell and exit from the back door cell u will be fine... otherwise the prison warden will come for u and you will be in deep trouble... might be thrown into solitary confinement...

hahahhah "solitary confinemnet" = Pah CC.. ??

Agumon wrote:

mervyntan wrote:

as long as u don't go through the front door cell and exit from the back door cell u will be fine... otherwise the prison warden will come for u and you will be in deep trouble... might be thrown into solitary confinement...

hahahhah "solitary confinemnet" = Pah CC.. ??

Hahahahaha...

oi oi oi....


*finding coloured cards*

take mervyntan's advice:
remember to wear your prison uniform before going into prison...
and
4dtoto:
hahahahaha....Must tell the bride, the prisoner need to be lick clean..

But most important, go to the correct prison...cos life imprisonment is ok, no more imprisonment, then alamak...... just eat mayb nasi lemak