Chipmunk = Auntie Killer

Subject: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:37 pm

as many knew, today chippy had a game at SICC...

unfortunately, the rain came as the 9th hole beckon, sadlt we have to detour to the halfway house for shelter....

fortunately, there was a flight there seeking from the rain, with a rather charming auntie among them....

out of sudden, the 3 of us find our chippy happily conversing with this charming auntie, after couple more minutes, the auntie was soooing chippy thighs oreadi.... affraid

GF also got into the action, but only got an apple from her (that apple ultimately cost him $250).....

i cant remember much from their conversation... but i think couple of bits was "can i join your buggy" and "i hope u can catch up with me".... affraid

when the sun came, chippy won 4 holes in a row....

but the magic worn off after that.....

i am very surprised by chippy's "market value" in the cougar category... i need to learn something from him

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:49 pm

Pwah!!!! When our next game ah chippy!?

I want to learn also. Hahahahahhaha

1 auntie- win 4 holes. If only he sian the other 2 also, wahhhhh...magic can last for another 8 more holes!

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:52 pm

Chippy... you're the stuff that dreams are made out of... at least that's what we'll be hearing at the coffee shops now Wink

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:09 pm

Yes... I know I know.. Dun envy me... Our population is aging... I for one like to cater for mass market... Hence going MILF seems to be the rational thing to do... Muahhhhhh... Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:12 pm

Chippy ! .... she called me... and asked the ultimate question.... she said "saiyang" .. so young married .... but added... all man the same.. give me his number !

i also told her after the chat.. you came 4 holes ! .... strong thighs ! she said.

Psss.... i gave her your number ,,,,, ooops

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:15 pm

and68low wrote:: Chippy ! .... she called me... and asked the ultimate question.... she said "saiyang" .. so young married .... but added... all man the same.. give me his number !

i also told her after the chat.. you came 4 holes ! .... strong thighs ! she said.

Psss.... i gave her your number ,,,,, ooops

Gahahhahahaha ROFL

Chippy, better silent the phone tonight.

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:16 pm

@&%*#%

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:33 pm

Ooooohhhhhhhh......imagine the auntie having wet dreams of chippy tonight!!!!
Razz

Hall of Fame Golfer Posts : 8185 Join date : 2009-06-19

Sicc auntie....hmmmmm......go for it

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:58 am

and he still have the adorable cheeks to ask...

"WHERE ALL THE XMM GOOOOOOOOoooo..."

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:13 am

mUAr_cHEe wrote:: and he still have the adorable cheeks to ask...

"WHERE ALL THE XMM GOOOOOOOOoooo..."

eh... aunties like me doesn't mean I cannot like XMMs right? tongue

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:31 am

Hmmmm didn't realise golf could be this interesting!! Smile

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:46 am

VWgolfer wrote:: Hmmmm didn't realise golf could be this interesting!!

You are MOST welcome to join us! What a Face

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:53 am

Haha...thank you for the invitation!! I will when I finally better my swing cos I don't want to be the Aunty that Killed the Chipmunk on the course with her balls gone haywire!! Embarassed

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:58 am

alvin7379 wrote:

mUAr_cHEe wrote:: and he still have the adorable cheeks to ask...

"WHERE ALL THE XMM GOOOOOOOOoooo..."

eh... aunties like me doesn't mean I cannot like XMMs right? tongue

Alvin, I heard some aunties look almost like xmm... Plastic surgeries are very advance nowadays clown

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:03 am

VWgolfer wrote:: Haha...thank you for the invitation!! I will when I finally better my swing cos I don't want to be the Aunty that Killed the Chipmunk on the course with her balls gone haywire!!

As long as you dun kill me with MY Balls... I'm ok... tongue

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auntie killer...in case you want to foray into Cat 4 movies, i know someone who can arrange for an audition....

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:16 am

alvin7379 wrote:

VWgolfer wrote:: Haha...thank you for the invitation!! I will when I finally better my swing cos I don't want to be the Aunty that Killed the Chipmunk on the course with her balls gone haywire!!

As long as you dun kill me with MY Balls... I'm ok... tongue

Ooooh rest assured that won't happen....don't think my swing is that bad!! lol!

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:27 am

VWgolfer wrote:: Haha...thank you for the invitation!! I will when I finally better my swing cos I don't want to be the Aunty that Killed the Chipmunk on the course with her balls gone haywire!!

Auntie killer & chipmunk killer?! Awesome pairing.

hmmm..... Razz

Caddy Posts : 5606 Join date : 2009-12-26

VWgolfer wrote:

alvin7379 wrote:

VWgolfer wrote:: Haha...thank you for the invitation!! I will when I finally better my swing cos I don't want to be the Aunty that Killed the Chipmunk on the course with her balls gone haywire!!

As long as you dun kill me with MY Balls... I'm ok... tongue

Ooooh rest assured that won't happen....don't think my swing is that bad!! lol!

vwgolfer, you an auntie? I thot you're XMM? What a Face

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:54 am

pushslice wrote:

VWgolfer wrote:

alvin7379 wrote:

VWgolfer wrote:: Haha...thank you for the invitation!! I will when I finally better my swing cos I don't want to be the Aunty that Killed the Chipmunk on the course with her balls gone haywire!!

As long as you dun kill me with MY Balls... I'm ok... tongue

Ooooh rest assured that won't happen....don't think my swing is that bad!! lol!

vwgolfer, you an auntie? I thot you're XMM? What a Face

Er well all kids call me Aunty lol....I think I have graduated from the XMM phase to the Aunty phase Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:17 am

VWgolfer wrote:

pushslice wrote:

VWgolfer wrote:

alvin7379 wrote:

VWgolfer wrote:: Haha...thank you for the invitation!! I will when I finally better my swing cos I don't want to be the Aunty that Killed the Chipmunk on the course with her balls gone haywire!!

As long as you dun kill me with MY Balls... I'm ok... tongue

Ooooh rest assured that won't happen....don't think my swing is that bad!! lol!

vwgolfer, you an auntie? I thot you're XMM? What a Face

Er well all kids call me Aunty lol....I think I have graduated from the XMM phase to the Aunty phase Rolling Eyes

See, my fave golf kaki aka chippy, you still attract XMMs (ex also counted) what!

Very Happy

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:19 am

alvin7379 wrote:: eh... aunties like me doesn't mean I cannot like XMMs right?

CANNNNnnnnnn....
but no one said that the feelings' mutual....

Cougars are not that bad.

Watch the new Courtney Cox Show.

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:38 am

VWgolfer wrote:: Er well all kids call me Aunty lol....I think I have graduated from the XMM phase to the Aunty phase

This stage.. we call MILF.... I ALSO LIKE!!! What a Face

Subject: Re: Chipmunk = Auntie Killer Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:48 am

easier to get a warm apple pie!!

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