welcome kian back from HCMC game @ kranji 8 Jan PM

and erm...mloy did those "pull up shirt and shows ****" stunt..... it was a morale booster for me! i followed to make my 1st par!

kian wrote:

and erm...mloy did those "pull up shirt and shows ****" stunt..... it was a morale booster for me! i followed to make my 1st par!

was playing ok in the first six, but after she pulled her shirt up on the par 3, I was so distraught I almost crashed on to Bob's buggy and what immediately followed a string of pars and bogeys in the first six were triples and double pars! Lucky Bob was carrying me on the second six

it took me 8 holes to get over the traumatic experience and finally can get myself together on the last three holes to assist partner Kian to square the match.

man, I must watch more twiggy-type porn to prepare for the lo hei

pushslice wrote:

kian wrote:

and erm...mloy did those "pull up shirt and shows ****" stunt..... it was a morale booster for me! i followed to make my 1st par!

was playing ok in the first six, but after she pulled her shirt up on the par 3, I was so distraught I almost crashed on to Bob's buggy and what immediately followed a string of pars and bogeys in the first six were triples and double pars! Lucky Bob was carrying me on the second six

it took me 8 holes to get over the traumatic experience and finally can get myself together on the last three holes to assist partner Kian to square the match.

man, I must watch more twiggy-type porn to prepare for the lo hei

Twiggy-type porn?

What the heck is that?

twiggy was a 60s model, she was very thin leh

mmmm...think there was such model yesterday...

4dtoto wrote:

mmmm...think there was such model yesterday...

yah but she would be 2010 model, not from the 60s wuahahahaha

pushslice wrote:

twiggy was a 60s model, she was very thin leh

Ahhh... I know Twiggy.

What you're referring to is more the Japanese twiggy, I think?

pushslice wrote:

kian wrote:

and erm...mloy did those "pull up shirt and shows ****" stunt..... it was a morale booster for me! i followed to make my 1st par!

was playing ok in the first six, but after she pulled her shirt up on the par 3, I was so distraught I almost crashed on to Bob's buggy and what immediately followed a string of pars and bogeys in the first six were triples and double pars! Lucky Bob was carrying me on the second six

it took me 8 holes to get over the traumatic experience and finally can get myself together on the last three holes to assist partner Kian to square the match.

man, I must watch more twiggy-type porn to prepare for the lo hei

this is what u need to do..... at mbgc

1st hole tee box (pyscho her):

panji: monica, think the 8 bunkers in front in play for u, better lay up before bunkers...

monica: (usual reply) SHOUT UP!!! or i pinch u silly

panji: oh, forgot to tell u the green got water cutting across, so after u lay up before bunker, think u better lay up before water..... 1st hole dun blow big numbers, then u make my job easy


2nd tee-box (sayang her):

panji: (at the red tee box with her) monica, your hair today smell damn nice!! what shampoo n conditioner u use?? can tell me or not.....

monica: (again, usual response) SHOUT UP!!!

panji: (before she hits her ball) walau, monica, the more i smell, the more i STIM......


3rd hole tee-box (taruk her):

before she gets off her buggy, u go dump her buggy from behind.......

this is call action louder than words......







i tell u the rest when we meet......

hahaha, I'm making a mental note. thanks shifu.

pushslice wrote:

kian wrote:

and erm...mloy did those "pull up shirt and shows ****" stunt..... it was a morale booster for me! i followed to make my 1st par!

was playing ok in the first six, but after she pulled her shirt up on the par 3, I was so distraught I almost crashed on to Bob's buggy and what immediately followed a string of pars and bogeys in the first six were triples and double pars! Lucky Bob was carrying me on the second six

it took me 8 holes to get over the traumatic experience and finally can get myself together on the last three holes to assist partner Kian to square the match.

man, I must watch more twiggy-type porn to prepare for the lo hei

By the way..lets get the facts right as this is a golf forum. This is serious matter. Please note that I lifted my rain jacket. Nothing much to see ...........................T-shirt under neath it. Had a good laugh though. Sorry Panji to have shocked you like that.

hahahaha you know we always exaggerate here..leave the imagination to the readers

pushslice wrote:

hahahaha you know we always exaggerate here..leave the imagination to the readers

Cannot lah. I have a reputation to uphold leh. Now I olange colour nick you know. But you know me lah I ain't no party pooper. Always out for a good fun.

I am still in shock after that...no wonder play so badly and all my flightmates on the green except me near the bunker

For what it's worth, 4d, you were a great caddy. Running across the fairway to provide clubs to Kian. Very pro...

Like Fluffy Cowan and Tiger Woods in the good 'ol days

Technospaz wrote:

For what it's worth, 4d, you were a great caddy. Running across the fairway to provide clubs to Kian. Very pro...

Like Fluffy Cowan and Tiger Woods in the good 'ol days

You din catch their conversation when 4D pass Kian his clubs...

"eh... dun duff hor.... if not I gotta run back to take another club"

Chippy, wrong lah!

Where gt so polite one!?

It is more like, " , choose and hit properly hor. Nb, dun make me walk for nothing."
Followed by a stare.....

Kian make me run lor second nine.. after that short run, my leg whoppy whoppy, nearly do the Z"X "He Xian Gu" but my shots all short short..

4dtoto wrote:

Kian make me run lor second nine.. after that short run, my leg whoppy whoppy, nearly do the Z"X "He Xian Gu" but my shots all short short..

Well done Kian! I have bank in your share into your account.....

NBz.....I will get back with interest....btw, part of the loot belongs to Kian...hehehee