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Kopi Towkay
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PostSubject: Divine Intervention   Divine Intervention I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 25, 2011 11:37 am

A golfer who was well into his golden years had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California, the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit of land that jets out off the coast.

It was something he had tried hundreds of times without success. His ball always fell short, into the water. Because of this he never used a new ball on this particular hole. He always picked out one that had a cut or a nick in it.

One year he went out to Pebble Beach to try again. When he came to the fateful hole, he teed up an old cut ball and said a silent prayer. Before he hit it, however, a powerful voice from above said, "WAIT. REPLACE THAT OLD BALL WITH A BRAND NEW BALL."

He complied, with some slight misgiving, despite the fact that the Lord seemed to be implying that He was going to let him finally achieve his lifelong ambition.

As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again, "WAIT. STEP BACK. TAKE A PRACTICE SWING."

So he stepped back and took a practice swing. The voice boomed out again:,"TAKE ANOTHER PRACTICE SWING."

He did. Silence followed. Then the voice spoke out again, "PUT THE OLD BALL BACK."
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PostSubject: Re: Divine Intervention   Divine Intervention I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 25, 2011 11:49 am

Hehe, very nice!
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PostSubject: Re: Divine Intervention   Divine Intervention I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 25, 2011 1:43 pm

Hahahhahahha.... ROFL ROFL good one KT
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PostSubject: Re: Divine Intervention   Divine Intervention I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 25, 2011 1:44 pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Divine Intervention   Divine Intervention I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 25, 2011 3:05 pm

I think there was an instruction missing... to hit the old ball ? the flight will jam if he didn't move on.
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