The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie
and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's
what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

The husband and wife must not have been bangin much cos she cant even recognize his voice

Ha ha thought it was good enough to share it with you guys.

Is there a "humor" thread where jokers can demonstrate their "talents" or their "parroting" ..Whichever, it should be a popular thread...

Mid-Week Humor:

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in Paradise . Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

And then yesterday I read about the New AIDS awareness slogan:
"Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women".

JGoh wrote:

Is there a "humor" thread where jokers can demonstrate their "talents" or their "parroting" ..Whichever, it should be a popular thread...

Mid-Week Humor:

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in Paradise . Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

And then yesterday I read about the New AIDS awareness slogan:
"Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women".

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