The Whole Truth & Nothing but The Truth

Does it really helps??

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ..

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me up."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth but don't swallow.

Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his stupor."


Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home
drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't
touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

Good one Puteh83. Where you get all these jokes from?

mloy wrote:

Good one Puteh83. Where you get all these jokes from?

here, there, everywhere.
just sharing good jokes

MLoy is such a sporting bro.....the average ladies would be offended :lol

makes me wonder what her scores would be if she can keep hers shut for 18 holes?

good one puteh.

pushslice wrote:

MLoy is such a sporting bro.....the average ladies would be offended :lol

makes me wonder what her scores would be if she can keep hers shut for 18 holes?

good one puteh.

probably a pro by now.

but you wont hear the "OMG, OMG, OMG!" anymore...

i just got snubbed by my wife after forwarding her this joke.



THANKS PUTEH!

MC I think you deserved it ah !!!! How can you insinuate to her that she talks too much ? You know, I know can already mah.... You lucky enough to escape getting blue and black ah.....

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

i just got snubbed by my wife after forwarding her this joke.



THANKS PUTEH!

erm, did i mention forward at ur own risk?

she is not talking to me more... the point of forwarding the email initially...

mUAr_cHEe wrote:

she is not talking to me more... the point of forwarding the email initially...

alamak. then try the next joke i've put up.

ROFLOL!!!!!

This one is dam solid

muah hahahahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHA