Ying Yang

This is an old one, heard many years ago but a friend re-sent it again via email yesterday. Almost fell off the chair laughing and so I thought I'd share this with you guys again. Have a good one!
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A European tourist was visiting a temple in Singapore when he noticed a statue, with two faces, a man and a woman, back to back, by the altar.

He asked the monk what was the significance of the two.

The monk explained that in the Chinese belief of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the statue with two sides ensures that the universal balance is maintained.

"This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan-Yin."

"What about the other one?" asked the tourist.

"The one with the man's face is the God of No Mercy, Kuan-Yew."

Wah.. this joke nobody dares to comment... ha ha ha

Anyway nice one...

haha also known as the god of revenge!

Oh oh..... the chinese gods have one more god to compete for, no mercy b on the believers who didnt bow to him.........